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By beingsickispoo - 29/07/2016 22:17

Today, after days of suffering with a lung infection making me constantly cough, after having barely slept for three nights. I spoke to my doctor, he advised to take throat sweets just before I sleep. Good news slept for 4 hours, bad news my mouth is covered in ulcers from their sugar content. FML

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GhostFox 33

Sunday 31 July 2016 10:32

Maybe try honey mixed with hot water and lemon? The honey helps coat the throat and has antibacterial properties to boot. The lemon is acidic and can help kill bacteria. The hot water helps with hydration and can also soothe the pain.

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GhostFox 33

Sunday 31 July 2016 10:32

Maybe try honey mixed with hot water and lemon? The honey helps coat the throat and has antibacterial properties to boot. The lemon is acidic and can help kill bacteria. The hot water helps with hydration and can also soothe the pain.

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