Work: Today, after being out of work for three weeks, I have officially...

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By Outofwork - 07/03/2016 13:28 - United States - San Antonio

Today, after being out of work for three weeks, I have officially applied for every available job in my job field in my city. I have put in over 35 applications in the past three weeks with no call backs. FML

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