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By Rodrick - 05/04/2018 07:36

Today, after being kicked out of my parents house because they don’t approve of my girlfriend, I moved in with her. Within one week I learned she cheated on me with 2 different people multiple times. I also lost my job and am now stuck living with this bitch until I can get my life together.. FML

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jbuckets_404 38

Friday 6 April 2018 23:49

Guess your parents were right, right?

MrsBugi 21

Friday 13 April 2018 20:36

Apologize to your parents that you didn't believe them or take their advice. Ask them for a second chance, break up with her and move back home.

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jbuckets_404 38

Friday 6 April 2018 23:49

Guess your parents were right, right?

MrsBugi 21

Friday 13 April 2018 20:36

Apologize to your parents that you didn't believe them or take their advice. Ask them for a second chance, break up with her and move back home.

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