Today, after almost 10 weeks, I'm still waiting on my husband... - FML

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By Anonymous - 23/12/2017 15:34 - United States - Roseville

Today, after almost 10 weeks, I'm still waiting on my husband to put our daughter's dresser together. Her clothes have been all over the floor since before she was born, almost 8 weeks ago. He's currently passed out on the floor. FML

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Akitakat 31

Wednesday 27 December 2017 11:31

It’s time to get creative. Empty all his drawers in the bedroom onto the floor. Then take them & into babies bedroom & put their clothes in the drawers. This should cause your husband to move faster.

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Akitakat 31

Wednesday 27 December 2017 11:31

It’s time to get creative. Empty all his drawers in the bedroom onto the floor. Then take them & into babies bedroom & put their clothes in the drawers. This should cause your husband to move faster.

tallesttree54 6

Thursday 28 December 2017 21:36

don't you have arms?

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