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By nortwdschick - 16/09/2016 13:50 - United States - Muskego

Today, after a night out drinking, I came home to see a lonesome kitty sitting on my front porch. Sober self does not like cats, however drunk self thought, "Pet the kitty, heh, why not?!" I screamed in horror as I felt the ratty hair clumps and saw the leaping fleas, as it hissed and ran away. FML
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sturschaedel 27

Well, at least you only petted Pestilence's kitty. I it had been War's feline friend, you'd probably be missing some digits.

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sturschaedel 27

Well, at least you only petted Pestilence's kitty. I it had been War's feline friend, you'd probably be missing some digits.

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BubbaYoshi117 11

Or worse, if it was Death's white cat, you wouldn't have survived the attempt. Famine's might have just eaten you on sight

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cuz803 44

Seems you have a rival. It challenged you by going on your territory. Bring an army of dogs to fight back

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KittieTetaz520 15

Soft kitty, warm kitty, pretty ball of....oh shite not a kitty

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