Transportation: Today, after a 9 hour train journey through the Polish mountains,... - FML

By saintmichi - 01/02/2010 00:21 - Poland

Today, after a 9 hour train journey through the Polish mountains, I mistook a small black and white cat for a penguin. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2014 20:43 - United States - Irmo

Today, I'm moving. While packing, I realized I hadn't seen my cat in a few hours. I called her and realized she was inside one of the hundreds of boxes in my house. I accidentally packed my cat. FML

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By tal - 22/08/2012 09:57 - France

Today, I packed my bags and left for the airport. When I passed through security, the X-ray scanner discovered that my cat had also come along for the ride. FML

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Smelly business

By skunkcat - 11/03/2020 21:00 - United States

Today, I was drunk in a hotel lobby with some of my cousins. I went out on the patio to get some fresh air when I saw a black cat in the bushes. I went straight over to it and started to pet it. I realized too late that the black cat was actually a skunk. FML

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By speshlk37 - 20/08/2012 02:19 - United States

Today, while traveling with my cat, I had a mini-freakout when I realized that I left his favorite toy in the hotel room. I'm a 30-year-old man. FML

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Wrong way down a one way strrreeeeet

By WrongTrainGuy - 27/05/2021 19:01 - United Kingdom

Today, I took the wrong train and didn’t realise it until it arrived in Aberdeen. Eight hours from where I was meant to go. FML

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By anugla - 18/08/2009 05:02 - United States

Today, I ran over a cat while driving home. I tried to keep myself together but couldn't help but cry because of how bad I felt. Through my tears I failed to notice a porcupine in the middle of the road. Yep, I hit him too. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2011 18:30 - United States

Today, I was backing out of my snowy drive way on my way to work. I thought I hit a lump of snow. I'd run over my white cat. FML

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By Rebeccs - 14/08/2022 20:00 - Canada

Today, my cat escaped through my front door. It was dark out, so I had no idea where I was going. I finally caught up to him in my neighbour’s lawn and I gave him heck for scaring me. It took me a minute to realize I was actually talking to a bush in their flowerbed. FML

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By wasted_gas - 05/10/2013 16:00 - United States - Cumming

Today, I woke up, got dressed, and left for the 1 hour drive to the nearest vet. When I arrived, I realized that I left my cat in its carrier on my kitchen counter. FML

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By now have a cat - 24/04/2014 20:52 - United States - Glenview

Today, the man sitting next to me on the train tried to sneak a dead cat into my bag while I was sleeping. FML

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auburnvans 0

Monday 1 February 2010 9:05

How does this **** your life?

cpatrick820 3

Monday 1 February 2010 9:34

SWEET JESUS, THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT IS COMING TO AN END! Shut up.

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DeepSouthEmo 0

Monday 1 February 2010 12:34

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ragsy 7

Monday 1 February 2010 12:38

There's a Polock joke in there somewhere

perdix 29

Monday 1 February 2010 12:53

You probably sucked in exhaust fumes from the train and it made you wacky. Your drug dealer won't be happy that you've found a new way to get high.

aprilv 0

Monday 1 February 2010 13:36

lolololololololololololololol

oxrox 0

Monday 1 February 2010 14:08

So?

MomoPeach 0

Monday 1 February 2010 14:18

Hahaha. That made me laugh. (:

mps1969 8

Monday 1 February 2010 14:21

And I figured out it was a skunk would've been better .

goldpeaches 0

Monday 1 February 2010 14:25

happened to me. only i was drunk and it was a magpie not a cat. you'll survive.

silentfog 0

Monday 1 February 2010 14:34

it's not hilarious either

Tripout 0

Monday 1 February 2010 14:58

OMFG HOW WILL U EVER GO ON WITH UR LIFE  I WIRRY FOR U SO MUCH MY HEARTS BROKEN  worries gone n so is the point to this fml. you should get glasses or at least some rest 

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