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By imafailaha - 11/06/2016 01:28 - United States - Houston

Today, a random man tried to pick me up from outside the library, saying "my mom had told him to come get me." I proceeded to tell him that my mom had died years ago from cancer (which is true) and he flipped me off then drove away. FML.

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will968 15

Saturday 11 June 2016 22:43

You should've got a look at his features and or car and number plate then call the police

mystiedawn 14

Saturday 11 June 2016 22:57

Scary

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will968 15

Saturday 11 June 2016 22:40

Damn perverts always ruining people's time

will968 15

Saturday 11 June 2016 22:43

You should've got a look at his features and or car and number plate then call the police

mystiedawn 14

Saturday 11 June 2016 22:57

Scary

JamieLuv2u 11

Sunday 12 June 2016 23:00

You really should call the police. That was how those girls that were raped and tortured for a decade got trapped. There is no way that dude is not up to something ****** up. Please take the time. You could save lives.

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