Transportation: Today, a passing by bird managed to poop through my car's sunroof...

well on the bright side, you must've made the bird's day. if i were a bird and i hit a center console of a moving car through the sunroof with my feces, i'd be tweeting about that for years. the bird community will feast upon my magnificence.

bearin 9

Monday 11 May 2015 6:24

Are you the same guy who got the top comment on iFunny with the same story?

schober60 13

Tuesday 19 May 2015 7:13

saddly no

HoboMeth 33

Monday 11 May 2015 7:18

Mom get the camera

lil_jimmy 29

Monday 11 May 2015 9:27

I've always worried about that when driving past large groups of birds

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Today, my school's student council has started putting random positive messages on people's lockers. I'd like to be happy about it, but my inner Grammar Nazi is pissed because they've mixed up "your" and "you're" on so many of them. I just want to take a sharpie and correct them all. FML

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Today, I took the bus to work. I was exhausted and had a big mug of coffee. Half asleep and thinking I was in my car, I reached forward to put it in the "cup holder" during the ride. When I let go, I poured hot coffee not only all over myself, but also on the large, angry-looking man next to me. FML

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Today, I was yelled at by my mum for not wanting to get a spray tan for my cousin's wedding because if I don't, I will "shine like a beacon of disrespect" among the other attendees. FML

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Today, despite checking, double-checking, and triple-checking before we sent them to every member of our friends and family, some who live in foreign countries, our wedding invitations somehow had not one, but two spelling mistakes. They misspelled my surname and the address of the church. FML

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Today, I was turned down from my dream job at a graphic design firm. Before the interview, concerned about my hobo style would not impress the company, I shaved, cut my long hair, and even bought a suit. They said I wasn't "free-spirited and creative enough." FML

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Today, and since I went to a club with a few friends for the first time two days ago, I now have tinnitus, which still persists and I'm worried it might be permanent. FML

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