Miscellaneous: Today, a day before I take my drivers test, I decide to practice... - FML

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By anonymous - 14/07/2016 04:45 - United States - New Braunfels

Today, a day before I take my drivers test, I decide to practice a little parallel parking one last time. Today is also the day that the car decides to break down. Turns out the battery might be shot. FML

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queenofirony 12

Sunday 17 July 2016 3:43

Stay POSITIVE, this is a rare POST where you're actually lucky, that's an easy fix. Too bad there's a CHARGE for a new battery, though, that's one NEGATIVE I suppose...

ayyy_bro 26

Sunday 17 July 2016 6:41

So go get a new battery...?

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queenofirony 12

Sunday 17 July 2016 3:43

Stay POSITIVE, this is a rare POST where you're actually lucky, that's an easy fix. Too bad there's a CHARGE for a new battery, though, that's one NEGATIVE I suppose...

ayyy_bro 26

Sunday 17 July 2016 6:41

So go get a new battery...?

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