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Oh, come on, that's a hilarious answer. But then I admit to being super awkward myself. Hopefully the guy had a sense of humor and laughed.
That's something I would've said just to be funny. lol That was a great answer, I see no fml in that.
If he had any common sense he'd've proposed right there
That's an A+ line right there.
Well, you're not wrong!
This has definitely been on here before
I personally think that's super cute, and very witty. You would have won my liking ^-^
That is a fantastic response:)
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That was a very funny comeback ... I'd have laughed and liked it
I agree, that would be a great ice breaker.