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The only FML here is that you didn't immediately get a date with him from a line like that.
Anybody else think of Chandlers joke on Friends when he's getting his hair done?
I did!!
The Op must be Ms. Chanadler Bong
That's actually a great way to respond, I'm sure most people would find it funny and endearing :')
oh that is hilarious!
That's actually funny!
That's one hell of a way to break the ice. To me, it's a done deal: I'd already think you're awesome.
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That was a very funny comeback ... I'd have laughed and liked it
I agree, that would be a great ice breaker.