Thick as thieves

By blovesg - 07/04/2009 00:41 - United States

Today, I was at the mall shoplifting when a girl who looked my age pointed to a shirt I had in my bag. "Stole that, huh?" she asked smiling. She looked pretty cool, so I nodded and asked if she stole the jeans she was wearing, which were from the same store. Turns out she didn't, she's the manager. FML
I agree, your life sucks 41 422
You deserved it 539 852

Same thing different taste

Top comments

You deserved that one hundred percent, you thieving bastard.

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Lol,apparently FML is full of uptight high ciddity *****. The guy shoplifted,so what? MORE POWER TO THEFT.

LOL, apparently FML is full of pathetic losers who think shoplifting makes them tough and cool.

#177, you obviously aren't grown up enough to understand how bad stealing is. Only stupid, heartless, self centered, lowlifes steal because they have no idea what it does to people around them. Stealing is like cheating on a college acceptance exam. Riding on the coattails of someone else will only get you so far. And riding on their coattails in general just leaves you still behind them. There is no point. Except to feed one's ignorant and self centered ways. Which is something that no one supports no matter how hard you try to debate about it.

lara522 0

oh poor, poor you. I was shoplifting so when I talked to someone else, I automatically assumed they were stealing too, but it turns out they were the manager. YDI

cucuto89 0

how many of you have NOT stolen music before?

Howdyplz 2

I haven't, ass. That could be mostly because 3 people I go to school with have had their IP address traced after downloading through Limewire, and all have been fined. But the fact that people steal music does'nt justify OP shoplifting. It's dumb and dumber.

npk1112 0

OP... you are a worthless pathetic person, END OF STORY.

Did you actually think people wouldn't say you deserved that? You're a moron.

.....that's why you don't steal. And that is ESPECIALLY why you don't admit to it. Jeez.