Love, Sex, Frustration and Growing old: The tedium of everyday life

The tedium of everyday life

By Anonymous - 03/06/2025 11:00 - United States - Banning

Today, after seven years of marriage to a guy almost four years younger then me, he looks and acts like an old fart. He would rather watch TV than have intimacy with me. He can't even last longer than two minutes when we have sex, which ends up always leaving me frustrated and unsatisfied. FML

I agree, your life sucks 338

You deserved it 139

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Letting go

By Anonymous - 17/05/2023 15:00

Today, after 5 years of marriage, my once-gym-mad husband is now so unfit that even standard missionary sex makes him so breathless and light headed, he has to stop in case he passes out. He hasn’t given me an orgasm in over a year and yet he insists nothing's wrong with him, and that I’m just being mean. FML

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You deserved it 294

Not going well, is it?

By Anonymous - 24/03/2021 20:00 - United States

Today, I've been married for six months, my husband and I are in our early twenties, and not only does he have absolutely no interest in any kind of sexual act with me, he actually becomes angry and irritated when I try to come on to him. FML

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You deserved it 260

Frustrated

By Anonymous - 13/05/2020 08:00

Today, after 10-plus years of marriage, my husband still gets off after 5 minutes. I find myself just wanting to just go down on him, instead of being unsatisfied right when I start to get into it myself. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 052

You deserved it 365

Routine

By RIP - 24/06/2025 13:00 - United States

Today, two years after marrying my fun, adventurous fiancée, she's turned into a whiny, nagging bore. Date nights are now "eat leftovers and watch reality TV nights" and sex is once a month, with her asking, "Are you about to finish? Are you almost done?" the whole way through. FML

I agree, your life sucks 424

You deserved it 160

Bustin' makes me feel good

By Billie - 03/09/2025 13:00 - United States

Today, after years of my husband letting himself go and our sex life dying a slow, painful death, he's finally gotten my hints and started exercising and eating right, and he looks amazing. But now he has no sex drive and says, "I'm getting older, there are more important things to me than busting nuts all day!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 326

You deserved it 184

Leonardo syndrome

By Anonymous - 19/08/2024 14:00 - United States - Savannah

Today, my boyfriend, who is 10 years older than me, told me that he never wanted to get married and that he felt bad for wasting all of my time, and he just "doesn't want the responsibility of being in a relationship." After 12 years. I just found out he's dating a younger girl. FML

I agree, your life sucks 527

You deserved it 101

Bad timing

By Anonymous - 17/06/2023 03:00

Today, more than fifteen years of marriage and sex at least once a week has given my otherwise lovely husband the stamina to last a minute and a half. We've cum together less than five times. FML

I agree, your life sucks 812

You deserved it 291

Suave

By Quiet is sexy - 03/04/2025 23:00 - Romania

Today, my husband whined that our sex life is terrible. I agree. I wish he'd stop killing the mood with crappy pickup lines and crude innuendos every time I act even slightly receptive towards him. It's like he turns into a 14 year-old the second I kiss him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 335

You deserved it 145

By nolove - 14/11/2012 10:36 - Australia

Today, the love of my life, and long term partner, sat me down and told me that he feels so comfortable in our relationship that he no longer feels the need to have sex with me, and he doesn't think that that will ever change. FML

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You deserved it 3 674

Mind your own business, lady

By walkingonsunshine - 22/01/2010 00:14 - France

Today, my long-term boyfriend took me to my favorite restaurant. After the main course, he knelt down and finally proposed to me. I was so happy, I almost cried. Until an old woman came over and said I was way too old for him. I'm three years younger than my fiancé. FML

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You deserved it 2 718

bigredmonkeybutt 28

Wednesday 4 June 2025 0:34

Maybe you should have a talk with him?

melody rage 7

Wednesday 4 June 2025 4:26

okay so communicate this? and suggest spicing things up? role play, meds, toys etc.

Comments

bigredmonkeybutt 28

Wednesday 4 June 2025 0:34

Maybe you should have a talk with him?

melody rage 7

Wednesday 4 June 2025 4:26

okay so communicate this? and suggest spicing things up? role play, meds, toys etc.

Noctsurreality1302 11

Wednesday 4 June 2025 21:26

Just because he has finished doesn't mean you need to. Time to break out the toys.

poopface82 23

Thursday 5 June 2025 1:28

My fiancee taught me how to be the lover she wanted. Maybe you should do the same. If he won’t listen, that’s a separate issue and you should go from there.

jblack913 6

Friday 6 June 2025 13:34

Which one of you is overweight? Which one of you don’t find the other attractive? Are you all too comfortable with each other? Close the bathroom door when using it. Do you all enjoy kissing each other? Making out? There is a difference between loving on each other and biological release of tension. Get into the next person head fall in love again.