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The spark is gone

By Anonymous - 10/02/2025 14:00 - United States - Orange Park

Spicy

Today, my husband of 16 years had to force himself to be intimate with me. In his words, not because he’s not attracted to me but because he no longer has emotions or feelings towards me. I’m still deeply in love and had to force intimacy because now I feel like I’m just a means to an end. FML

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Craving it

By Anonymous - 26/05/2022 00:01

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Today, I realized how low my husband's libido has gotten over the years. He has zero intention of trying anything to fix it, no matter how hard I try. I don't even think I'm horny anymore as much as intimately touched starved. He ran his hand down my back in passing and I almost burst into tears. FML

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Talk to me

By Anonymous - 31/08/2025 22:00 - Sweden - Agunnaryd

Spicy

Today, I'm sad. My wife of six years cares very little about my satisfaction. Intimacy is my receiving love language, and while we do have sex sometimes, she wants me to "take" or "use" her. I want to be felt up and be shown I'm wanted, too. FML

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Basic Instinct

By too proud to beg - 23/09/2020 02:02

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Today, I told my husband that it makes me feel unattractive and undesirable that I’m the only one to ever initiate intimacy. Not just sex, but also basic affection like hugging and kissing. His response? "Oh." FML

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Alexa, play "Boredom" by Buzzcocks

By Anonymous - 24/12/2021 05:01

Spicy

Today, I had to have the awkward conversation with my wife of 20-plus years that the reason I’ve lost interest in sex is because our sex life has been mind numbingly boring for at least 15 of those years, always the same positions, never wanting to try anything new, just so boring. FML

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By Lace - 23/08/2010 04:17 - United States

Today, my husband just told me that he no longer loves me but keeps me around to handle his finances. FML

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Letting go

By Anonymous - 17/05/2023 15:00

Spicy

Today, after 5 years of marriage, my once-gym-mad husband is now so unfit that even standard missionary sex makes him so breathless and light headed, he has to stop in case he passes out. He hasn’t given me an orgasm in over a year and yet he insists nothing's wrong with him, and that I’m just being mean. FML

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Classic dude moment

By Two hundred down - 06/08/2023 22:00 - United States

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Today, my husband hasn’t touched me in ages. I bought sexy lingerie and walked around the house in them. My husband wouldn’t budge. When I asked him why he didn't want to get physical, he told me, “You want me to be honest? Do some sit ups and butt squats, then I’ll be all over you like cheese on macaroni.” FML

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Can't be arsed, to be honest

By whatamidoingwrong - 22/10/2022 16:00

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend told me that he’s no longer interested in sex with me, as he just can't be bothered. FML

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That was quick

By Anonymous - 08/02/2021 17:02 - United States - Herndon

Spicy

Today, my husband told me he doesn't see me in a sexual light. Too bad we've only been married for 3 months. FML

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Not going well, is it?

By Anonymous - 24/03/2021 20:00 - United States

Spicy

Today, I've been married for six months, my husband and I are in our early twenties, and not only does he have absolutely no interest in any kind of sexual act with me, he actually becomes angry and irritated when I try to come on to him. FML

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FluffythePink 23

Wednesday 12 March 2025 0:39

Having to force intimacy? You say you love him but you're *forcing* him to screw you? You need therapy.

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FluffythePink 23

Wednesday 12 March 2025 0:39

Having to force intimacy? You say you love him but you're *forcing* him to screw you? You need therapy.

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