The itch from hell

By sprainedankle - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Saudi Arabia - Riyadh

Today, I got a mosquito bite inside my cast. I slipped a ruler into it and started scratching to relieve the itch. Part of the ruler ended up snapping off inside. FML
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Pleonasm 35

You should've bought one of the unbreakable ones then eh? Ir's a general rule-r of thumb not to stick anything long and losable into any deep crevice or hole.

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Shortay123 14

My friend got an eraser stuck inside his cast and he had to get the cast taken off and get a new one on because it was causing him so much discomfort. When they took it off he had a HUGE bruise where the eraser was. So I would suggest you go get that out immediately because it might affect your healing process. And how did you get a mosquito bite there anyway? Did it happen before?

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LyraAlluse 25

One time when I wore a cast, I lost about five dollars in quaters down it when I was emptying out a change jar in my room.This was not the most intelligent thing I've done in life...

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noraaa35 4

This is by far one of the funniest FML's haha but good luck with the ruler in there!

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ADTRftw 10

Stick+Piece of tape= broken ruler retriever. =)

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bluerhhajfk 17

Just move your leg up and it'll fall out

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KiterallyImFine 12

I feel your pain. except worse mine was my arm after a fall into a friend's pool with a pen cap being the item that got lodged in it.

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