Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. He was about to make me come so I lifted my arm above my head with pleasure. I accidently punched him in the eye, hard enough that he had to stop for a while because he said he felt dizzy. FML
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Today, I was having sex with my partner and we got very into it. I went to wrap my hand around his neck and somehow accidentally poked my finger in his eye socket so hard he ended up in emergency. He still can’t see properly out of that eye now. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated, and he started to go down on me. In excitement, I accidentally drove a knee into his face. No amount of fondling his diddlestick made him forgive me for his bloody nose and swollen eye. FML
Today, my boyfriend got out of the shower and tried to hit my forehead with his penis. He slipped and slapped me in the eye with it. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, when I lifted myself up a little bit. What I was not prepared for was my boyfriend leaning down to kiss my neck. We collided heads, hard. FML
Today, while having sex with my husband, he accidentally elbowed me in the face. I don't know which is worse: that he didn't stop to see if I was OK, or that it seemed to turn him on and he climaxed immediately after he'd hit me. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, and he slid his hand up near my face too fast and ended up clocking me in the nose. It is the first time that I've ever had nosebleed while orgasming. FML
Today, I tried to be cute by sitting on top of my boyfriend's belly. While getting on top, I accidentally kneed him in his nuts. In pain, he jolted his head up and ended up banging his head against mine. Now I have a black eye and he can't walk without waddling. FML
Today, in the middle of sex, my husband accidentally headbutted me, almost knocking me unconscious. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. He picked me up and threw me over his shoulder to take me to his room. He wasn't careful enough, and dropped me right on my head, on the hardwood floor. I ended up vomiting and came down with a headache. He still wanted to have sex. FML
Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I sneezed so hard that my head shot forward and smashed against his, sending his head backwards against the wall. He ended up with a concussion, and I still feel like someone hit me over the head with a chair. FML
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Paco_el_Taco 17
That's not what he had in mind when he mentioned fisting earlier that night...
Soninuva 41
Well, at least now you can say that sex with you left him dizzy!
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Comments (63)
CBOokami 13
I guess sex with you knocks people out of the ball park!
Teyros 24
He'll love explaining how he got that black eye to his friends.
imkool136 22
At least he got hurt doin what he loved.
Yarecho 14
Next round: boyfriend cums back thrusting "punches" hard
RedPillSucks 31
Raise your hands in the air... Like you just dont want to punch yoir bf in the eye. Hmmm. just doesnt roll off the tongue like the original lyrics
Cads1 24
What a soft ****, in more ways than one. Did you hit him with a brick?
Bgreene_5 12
Op likes it rough
abNormal62 23
You had intercourse while he got head? You are a pretty talented and flexible couple
haddiej 21
Did you read the fml?
False_Stupidity 41
You must be a real knock out.
Dick_diamond 22
No good deed goes unpunished, huh? It's FHL, **** his life