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By Anonymous - 21/09/2013 18:10 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. I don't mind crappy gifts, but I have to wonder why the hell my boyfriend bought me a home enema kit. FML
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BreynHope 11

Nothing says happy birthday like a clean asshole. Take it all in stride.

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BlesstheSilence 11

Swiggity swooty he's coming for that booty!

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edanielleh 21

if you don't want to do anal, just say no. I hate it so I refuse to do it. No big deal

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XxxAnitaxxX 14

Prepare your anus.

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mattrd_fml 31

maybe he wants to try anal and wants you to be clean down there.

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emuexport 4

In the interest of colo rectal beauty and cleanliness maybe ????

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MyS3lf 24

Yeah, sounds like he's thinking about talking you into anal, if you haven't already done that. If you have I think it's a hint. Sorry OP, FYL.

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Epikouros 31

What a cheapskate. Only the best is good enough for my girlfriend, so I'm going to give her a professional enema kit.

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