Embarrassing, Weird, Parents Intimacy Thanks for the mental imagery

Thanks for the mental imagery

Grossed Out - - Australia

Today, my dad asked me if I could convince my mother to get a Brazillian wax. If that's not bad enough, my mother heard and yelled from the other room, "I like my furball." FML

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The rhythm of the fight
Discover all the best anecdotes from the month of January, with or without snow, with or without you. …

DGross 8

Saturday 13 March 2010 20:07

wolf pussy :-)

ojosverdes26 6

Saturday 13 March 2010 20:09

OH MY GOD! WIN. LOL, furball! Your mom's funny...

kristina2k6 0

Thursday 24 March 2011 2:27

lol!!!

maddyyxx 0

Monday 18 July 2011 16:38

i willz never look at bunnys, kittens, chipmunks or hamsters the same...

DomoLaDii 8

Wednesday 17 August 2011 22:28

wow .... lmfao!

millsjoshua949 12

Wednesday 22 July 2020 4:41

ewwww

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Today, I slept maybe fifteen hours. I'm supposed to be getting better but I'm not sure if I am and that scares the hell out of me. My room is a mess and I'm hungry. Maybe if i just get one sweet kiss, I'll be alright. I'm trying. I think? I don't know. Sometimes I just feel like there's something wrong with me. FML

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Today, I finally password-protected my phone, to protect it from my friends' favorite game: stealing it and sending stupid texts, and hijacking my Facebook. They quickly found a new game. My phone is now locked for 24 hours due to too many attempts to guess the password. FML

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Today, a coworker invited me out for a date, totally out of the blue. I had no idea she liked me, but I did my best to impress. She ordered the most expensive steak on the menu, two bottles of wine, and eventually picked up and went home with our waiter. I got the bill. FML

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Today, I figured out the bank account my mom set up for me is actually a joint account, and she gets half the money I deposit. I have been putting money in there for 10 years. FML

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Today, I caught my two-year-old son dragging his baby sister, by the hair, with a smile on his face. My husband still believes there’s a possibility our son isn’t a psychopath because, and I quote, “He’s only two.” FML

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Today, I had food poisoning and woke up early in the morning to vomit. My mom emailed all of my teachers saying that I would be late to school because of "morning sickness". Thanks mom. FML

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