Today, I was paid to be in a commercial, playing a hiker, camping and grilling by a tent with my pretend boyfriend. To make our on-camera interaction more believable, I suggested to him, "Hey, I'm gonna feed you some food, into your mouth." His answer, "Naaah, I'm good." I got rejected on a FAKE date. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Today, I was out camping with my boyfriend and his friends. I asked my boyfriend to give me a roasted marshmallow, asking him if it was cooled down and he said yes. I put it in my mouth and it was piping hot. They all laughed to the point of tears, all while videoing me screaming and running in agony. FML
Today, I was on a first date. She asked what I do, so I replied, "I create adverts." She then yelled, "F**k you" and left. FML
Today, I went on a date with someone I've been talking to online for weeks. Unfortunately, it turns out they'd used old photos and misrepresented themselves, and I didn't find them attractive at all. Even I'm not that desperate. We ended up having an awkward dinner and I couldn't wait for it to be over. FML
Today, I went on a hiking date with my significant other. Trying to be adventurous and assertive, I suggested we take a shortcut through the woods. We got hopelessly lost and ended up spending the night in a deserted ranger station. Turns out, my idea of adventure is not quite as romantic as it sounds. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. The guy greeted me with a "What's up, bitch?", which I wrote off as him just being really laid-back. By dessert, he'd asked me if my boobs are real, then when we finished, asked how many more dates it'd take before I put out. So much for that. FML
Today, I got rejected by two different guys. One was my ex-boyfriend who said he wanted to keep our friendship, and the other was a guy I went on a date with who faked a European accent the whole time during our date despite him being born and raised in Texas. FML
Today, I tried asking a guy I like on a date. He turned me down, saying that I "seem like a nice person and all", but after seeing those reality shows on truTV, he "would rather not date a Russian. No offense, though." FML
Today, a colleague told me he was pretending to be me on a dating site, and that he has four pending dates. Last time I tried being myself, my first and only date pushed me down some stairs. FML
Today, I called up the boy I like to ask him on a date. He said "Haha, thats a pretty good impression Chris. Next time pick someone less ugly and maybe I'd think this is real." He thought I was his friend prank calling him. FML
Today, I tried instant online video dating for the first time, after not having much luck on other dating sites. The first date was kind of awkward, and "ended" with a kind of fade out and I could hear her chatting with someone else. "Hella awkward." Fair enough. "But was he cute? - No." FML
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weeping_willow 25
That is kind of a creepy way to say it, op
jriley4u 17
I don’t eat food random people have touched either....
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purplekanc 22
Did you ask him? Or tell him ?
weeping_willow 25
That is kind of a creepy way to say it, op
jriley4u 17
I don’t eat food random people have touched either....
alycion 38
Especially with everything going on these days. The less people who have to handle it, the better.
BigSissy 14
OP didn’t say they were going to feed him with their fingers. The food most likely would have been on the end of a fork.
RichardPencil 30
You’re not the ******* director. They didn’t hire you to improvise. If he accepted your change, he could end up with your dirty fingers in his mouth 30-40 times!
WeirdUS 29
Yeah that's generally saved for personal romance. You can't expect some dude to be cool with that, plus if you are that socially akward the guy might have ended with a fork up his nose.
Skydome6666 6
I mean credit for trying to make the ad potentially better but you should contact the director about script changes. worst case the director says no and you just stick to original script .
TxKitten79 10
I wouldn't let a stranger feed me either. unless it was alreasy in script.
DLBL 22
That's gross and creepy. The director will tell you what to do.