Poopoo peepee and Kids: Surprise!

Surprise!

By ilana - 10/02/2012 09:51 - United States

Today, I was working at my day-camp, and one of my little boys told me he had to show me something important. He proudly showed me that he'd crapped his pants. I had to wipe his ass clean. FML

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By Vitani_Verci - 15/01/2016 06:57

Today, one of the kids at the daycare center I work at was so excited at the fact that his constipation was over, he felt the need to bring me his fecal matter, in his hands, to show me. Guess who had to clean up the aftermath. FML

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By sdasdflkjas - 30/05/2009 04:24 - United States

Today, while the kid I was babysitting was in the bathroom, he called to me "I need some help in here." Worried I ran to the bathroom and asked him what was wrong. He needed me to wipe his butt. As if that weren't gross enough, just as my hand was under his butt, he pooped again and laughed. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2019 02:00

Today, at work, I came back from my break to find a child covered in mud. Turns out it wasn't mud. One of the other children had taken all of the poop out of their diaper and smeared it all over the floor, walls, and other children. The other teacher hadn't noticed, and I had to clean it all up. FML

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By not_trained_for_this - 18/11/2009 06:05 - United States

Today, I was working at the school when one of the kids came crying to me about needing help with his zipper after a little "accident". Forbidden by a district ordinance to touch them in certain areas, there was nothing I could do; to which he cried and pissed his pants. Again. FML

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No good deed…

By Dinho - 15/05/2009 21:22 - United States

Today, I was in a public bathroom, when a little boy walked in and he had an 'accident'. He asked if I could help him clean it up, so I decided to help. I started to walk to him to assist him. That's when I walked straight into the pee and slipped. My whole back was covered in pee. FML

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Work sucks

By Anonymous - 08/07/2011 19:43 - United States

Today, I'd just finished cleaning the bathrooms at work when I saw a young boy go in. Of course, I thought nothing of it until I had to use the bathroom myself ten minutes later. The kid had taken a shit and missed the toilet completely. FML

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By failedfather - 16/12/2013 16:34 - Australia - Ferntree Gully

Today, I had to tell McDonald's that my 11-year-old son thought it would be funny to take a dump in the urinal. I then had to clean it up. FML

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Good job

By Anonymous - 11/01/2010 18:08 - United States

Today, the little boy I nanny for finally stood up and went 'pee-pee on the potty'. I started cheering and clapping, making a big deal out of it. I flushed while he smiled proudly and pooped on the floor. FML

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By CrappyDay - 20/08/2013 17:14 - United States

Today, while working at a daycare, I had to change a kid's diaper. This may seem normal for a daycare worker, but not when it's a 7-year-old kid who is still not potty-trained and shat their pants. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2011 19:16 - United Kingdom

Today, I had to clean up after the kid who discovered he could finger paint with his poo. FML

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DocBastard 38

Friday 10 February 2012 16:16

Congratulations! Did you want a prize for doing your job?

liy223 6

Friday 10 February 2012 16:18

'Little boys' have accidents sometimes. Your responsible for him while he's with you, so doesn't that make it part of your job?

Comments

Awsumuzzie 12

Friday 10 February 2012 17:47

I'm throwing a dart in the dark here and guessing he's old enough to know what he did and how to take care of it? I also have a feeling that OP is beautiful and someone wanted to brag about being touched by the nice pretty lady.

CamberwellCarrot 8

Friday 10 February 2012 17:50

C'mon, we've all crapped/pissed ourselves at one point or another, amirite?

THE_A_TEEN 27

Friday 10 February 2012 18:04

EVERYONE did when they were a baby. Babies eat, sleep, and crap their daipers...

SteezinDiego 3

Friday 10 February 2012 18:06

******* boss.

BobbieH 19

Friday 10 February 2012 18:25

YDI! It was your choice to work with children.

Pixxio_O 11

Friday 10 February 2012 18:39

Awkward if he decides to repeat his achievement every day...

musicluvr2000 11

Friday 10 February 2012 18:40

The world is full of new experiences

hardonforjesus 10

Friday 10 February 2012 18:45

Well it is your job...

iwadasn 32

Friday 10 February 2012 19:21

Isn't that pretty much par for the course when your job involves little kids? Accidents happen at that age. It's not like he did it on purpose.

Akai_fml 4

Friday 10 February 2012 19:33

Exactly #2. YDI OP for working with children and expecting not to get some kind of disgusting fluid on you at some point. That's like a lifeguard complaining about getting wet.