Cops and Transportation: Stuck on Amber

Stuck on Amber

By River - 26/02/2009 16:17 - United States

Today, a stoplight turned yellow as I was approaching it. I was about to go through but saw a cop, panicked, and slammed on the brakes. I ended up in the middle of the intersection and had to reverse. Soon the light turned green, and I stepped on the gas. My car was still in reverse. FML

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By please don't back that thing up - 09/08/2013 05:00 - United States

Today, I stopped at a red light, when I noticed the car in front of me was in reverse. I honked at the driver, hoping he'd realize and place the car in drive. He thought the light turned green and immediately backed into me. FML

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By PulledOver - 01/06/2009 05:10 - United States

Today, I pulled up to the stoplight near my house. It was dark with no traffic and the car behind me kept edging closer and closer to me. I finally got fed up with waiting and the car and ran it. In fact, it was a cop and he was trying to read my license plate because the back light was out. FML

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By Brayden - 10/01/2016 03:27 - Australia - Crib Point

Today, the person I was driving behind put their car in reverse and backed straight into me. I was then yelled at and told, "I had my reversing lights on! Why didn't you move?!" FML

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By Anonymous - 02/01/2016 07:04 - United States - Burbank

Today, I was driving a little over the speed limit, when I saw a cop car waiting to join the road ahead of me. I quickly hit the brakes so they wouldn't have a payday with me. I hit the brakes too hard, lost control and almost ended up on someone's lawn. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/08/2013 19:28 - United States - Winston Salem

Today, I took my driving test. As I was about to turn at a green light, a car sped toward us from the other direction, running a red light. My instructor failed me because I stopped to avoid getting rammed. Apparently I should have kept going, because it was my right of way. FML

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By WTF - 27/09/2015 07:57 - Poland - Wroclaw

Today, I was driving to work and stopped at a stop light. A full 2 or 3 seconds passed, followed by a car rear-ending me. The idiot driving it got out and gave me hell, calling me a maniac because I braked "too quickly" and didn't give him a chance to react. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/05/2021 17:01 - New Zealand

Today, I pulled up to an intersection behind a car waiting to turn left and we missed a whole set of lights. As I was getting frustrated that they weren’t going when the light was green, I realised I was waiting behind a parked car. FML

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By Noname - 02/03/2009 18:52 - Canada

Today, I decided to be a good driver and not run through the yellow light. As soon as I stopped my car another came and rear-ended me. The guy told me to go in the parking lot so we can exchange information. So I drove into the parking lot, I turned my head and watched him drive away. FML

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By dumbluck - 16/03/2011 06:54 - United States

Today, I was driving in stop and go traffic and passed two accidents in the process. I got nervous and decided to change routes to avoid getting hit. As I was trying to find an alternative route on my GPS, I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

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By legotron - 30/10/2009 08:06 - United States

Today, I was hit by a car speeding through an intersection after the light had already turned red. Still partly blacked out, I crawled onto the sidewalk and I sat down. The woman rolled down her car window and yelled, "Watch where you're going!" as she drove by. FML

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arms_akimbo 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 20:04

learn to drive!

Heidi_fml 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 20:27

You're an idiot. It's perfectly legal to continue on if you saw the light TURN yellow especially. The cop probably didn't give a ****. And you're the kind of person that I want to run over when I drive. Plus, *I* am a female. I can drive, thank you very much.

Comments

Dr_Phil 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 21:34

As a doctor, my diagnosis is that you should not drive.

framedmemoryxx 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 22:27

Yep. You're an idiot. Take your driver's test again...

swim_fml 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 22:34

Sometimes yellow means go faster.

forgetthat 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 22:40

Stupid. Both you and the cop 'cause he should have pulled you over once you started reversing in the intersection.

suyci 0

Friday 27 February 2009 0:07

never buy ur drivers license on ebay xD

chaaoos0013 0

Friday 27 February 2009 0:52

Awww... I've done it.

Seegtease 0

Friday 27 February 2009 1:27

If stopping would put you in the middle of the intersection, don't stop. Duh.

Chura 0

Friday 27 February 2009 4:28

wow. so basically, people spend their time reading FMLs (which we're just supposed to get a light chuckle out of) and you guys freaking attack the OP. wtfever.

MayaTheBee_fml 10

Tuesday 19 February 2013 0:28

Aren't you attacking everyone else?

sweetjosephine 0

Friday 27 February 2009 4:32

This is hilarious. Sorry, but it is. I've done similar, sort of. I've been in a parking spot, with someone in front of me, and accidentally put the car in drive. I had good enough reflexes, though, and didn't hit the car. The most important thing about driving is timing, which only will come with experience. You'll get the hang of it.