Animals, Music, Dance, Cats and Cute: Spoilsport

Spoilsport

By Don't you have better things to do? - 06/06/2025 05:00 - Japan - Tokyo

Today, I caught my boyfriend making my cat dance to Cotton Eye Joe. FML

I agree, your life sucks 112

You deserved it 354

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By Anonymous - 10/05/2014 22:11 - Sweden - Lidk?ping

Today, my boyfriend surprised me by coming home early. He walked in on me sitting on the toilet, singing full volume to my cat as I took a crap. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 400

You deserved it 13 712

By Annoyed - 04/10/2013 02:56 - United States - Accokeek

Today, after watching an episode of New Girl, my boyfriend became obsessed with the "Cotton-eyed Joe" song. He won't stop playing it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 459

You deserved it 4 679

By whatdidimarry - 24/09/2015 23:31 - United Kingdom - Cardiff

Today, I caught my husband and the cat licking the butter together. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 280

You deserved it 2 305

By insert pussy pun, hurr durr - 29/06/2016 17:34 - United States - Hopkinsville

Today, my boyfriend got irrationally pissed at me because his cat decided to sit on my lap instead of his. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 324

You deserved it 1 157

By Anonymous - 16/12/2009 20:53 - United Kingdom

Today, I was making out with my girlfriend in my room. About two minutes into it, my cat walks in and jumps on the bed with us. Without hesitation, my girlfriend tells me to stop, rolls over, and starts petting my cat. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 607

You deserved it 6 505

By confusedcatlover - 06/04/2013 11:42 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I walked in on my husband eating cat food out of the cat bowl dressed in a cat costume. FML

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You deserved it 6 224

Good boy, best boy

By Anonymous - 20/07/2020 14:01

Today, I realised that I have a better relationship with my cat than I do with my boyfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 220

You deserved it 418

By jsmills92 - 21/12/2012 00:26 - United States - Cranston

Today, I once again walked in on my husband eating our cat's food. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 440

You deserved it 4 456

Obey, human

By Anonymous - 28/02/2023 12:00

Today, after struggling to fall asleep due to stress, my cat decided to wake me up by standing on me and meowing until I got up. Just for me to show him that my boyfriend had already put food in his dish. FML

I agree, your life sucks 734

You deserved it 171

By Noname - 04/02/2009 11:23 - Canada

Today, I was singing to my cat and she reached up and put her paw over my mouth. FML

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You deserved it 38 837

UnbrokenRose 11

Thursday 5 June 2025 22:36

Okay. And? Would you rather have caught him cheating on you or something? Lighten the hell up.

Linda Graber 12

Thursday 5 June 2025 23:22

I would have joined them!

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UnbrokenRose 11

Thursday 5 June 2025 22:36

Okay. And? Would you rather have caught him cheating on you or something? Lighten the hell up.

Linda Graber 12

Thursday 5 June 2025 23:22

I would have joined them!

roryab 8

Friday 6 June 2025 0:28

today, my gf walked in on me, making her cat dance to cotton eye joe and wrote an fml about it...FML

juggalo2 21

Friday 6 June 2025 3:06

Where did you go?

Lost Reggie 21

Friday 6 June 2025 3:16

You deserve a boyfriend who dances with your cat.

DLBL 20

Friday 6 June 2025 16:33

Au Contraire. Celebrate Your Life!

Yudith 25

Saturday 7 June 2025 20:25

That sucks... for the cat. Cats usually don't like to be moved around like puppets.

Joe Kinney 8

Monday 7 July 2025 1:50

Where did that come from? Where did it go from there?

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Today, my brother started a new tradition: sending me pictures of every poop he takes. FML

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Today, I was home alone and it started to rain. It hadn't rained in days so I went out on my balcony and ran around. I felt great until I realized that my door had been swung shut because of the wind, and it had no handle. I had to wait outside in the rain for two hours. FML

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Spoilsport

Same thing different taste

Good boy, best boy

Obey, human

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