Spillage

By Anonymous - 21/11/2025 22:00

Today, I had an interview for a job I’ve dreamt about. I sat down in the lobby and spilled coffee on my crotch. I tried to dry it in the toilet, which made it look like I’d pissed myself. When I entered his office, the HR guy glanced down and said, “Long morning?” I panicked and replied, “No, just excited to be here.” FML
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You deserved it 128

Same thing different taste

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Never eat or drink before an interview, and definitely not when you're already at the place of the interview.

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Never eat or drink before an interview, and definitely not when you're already at the place of the interview.