Love: Some friend

Some friend

By Anonymous - 28/12/2013 20:07 - France - Sardieu

Today, my girlfriend informed me that our relationship is an open one. This was only after I was told that when she was "stuck in traffic" two days ago, she was actually playing the triple-X version of Twister in my "best friend's" bed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 124

You deserved it 3 395

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By tehaustiebear - 03/10/2012 22:03 - United States - San Diego

Today, I went to my girlfriend's house to play Twister. Her parents watched us the whole time, making sure we didn't touch. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 775

You deserved it 2 751

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By sideGirl - 26/09/2020 10:01 - United States - Lancaster

Today, I found out my boyfriend has another girlfriend when she walked into his bedroom while we were having sex. I didn't drive there, so I'm now sitting in his car while they fight. It's been two hours since she got home. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 282

You deserved it 260

By FML - 12/08/2010 16:19 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend's mom and dad walked in on us while we were playing naked twister. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 163

You deserved it 36 379

By crushed - 30/11/2010 17:46 - United States

Today, I found out my girlfriend had sex with three different guys in one day. All at a party. A party that I was at. FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 491

You deserved it 7 129

By vadoodoo22 - 15/01/2010 05:02 - France

Today, I was chatting with my girlfriend and I asked her to give me her phone to make a call since mine was dead. A text came in from someone and the name sounded familiar. My best friend has been dating my girlfriend longer than I have, and she gave him head. I kissed her earlier that day. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 030

You deserved it 3 274

By Anonymous - 01/11/2009 22:18 - United States

Today, driving home, my girlfriend and I decided we were finally going to have sex. We got in the backseat, then I opened my condom to find it was already broken. We ended up playing connect four instead. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 762

You deserved it 5 693

By Anonymous - 02/09/2009 05:56 - United States

Today, I told my girlfriend that her mom doesn't give us any privacy when we're at their place. I suggested that we go to my place for a change, and she agreed. Her mom called my house three times to see what we were doing. We're well beyond teenagers. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 055

You deserved it 3 939

By Anonymous - 23/08/2014 18:16 - Canada - Lethbridge

Today, I found out my girlfriend doesn't really take flute lessons after all. In related news, every time my best friend supposedly drives her to flute lessons, he's actually taking her to his house for a different kind of activity. FML

I agree, your life sucks 55 596

You deserved it 6 640

By anonymous - 06/09/2016 03:05 - United States - Monroe

Today, my girlfriend told me that she didn't know we were actually dating. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 370

You deserved it 2 240

By aranya - 14/06/2012 22:51 - Netherlands - Hengevelde

Today, I went to see a movie with my girlfriend and a few others. Mid-way through, I noticed my girlfriend giving a hand-job to my best friend. I couldn't believe my eyes, and I confronted them. He claimed he had been asleep, she claimed she was mopping up a spill, and I'm now single again. FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 849

You deserved it 3 898

NessaMae 19

Sunday 29 December 2013 2:31

It seems so hard to find anyone faithful these days. People suck.

etoilenuit 15

Sunday 29 December 2013 2:32

Inform her that she is now single.

Comments

VengeanceChicken 12

Sunday 29 December 2013 2:36

Maybe you should work 'overtime' or something... No?

Axipiter 24

Sunday 29 December 2013 5:46

No.

LissaMccracken 23

Sunday 29 December 2013 2:42

This is the 100th FML (not literally) I've read about someone being cheated on with their best friend... People really suck at picking friends these days :( Or people just suck

olpally 32

Sunday 29 December 2013 2:44

Ditch the **** bag. Move on.

oneofthosegirls_fml 11

Sunday 29 December 2013 2:47

You're clearly not right for each other so you might as well break up now.

chisty87 16

Sunday 29 December 2013 2:49

I seriously hope you mean ex-girlfriend and ex-bestfriend and it just goes to show now a days you have to be even more careful who you call "friends" sorry that happen to you OP...

saocrates 16

Sunday 29 December 2013 2:54

I got two buddies where one broke the bro code and now ***** horrible between all of us, sucks OP hope somehow you work through it.

buckdharma 37

Sunday 29 December 2013 2:56

She probably sunk his battle ship too.

kaytasha 18

Sunday 29 December 2013 2:57

That is a crying shame, i hope she is now an ex girlfriend because you sure deserve better.

Dodge4x4Ram 46

Sunday 29 December 2013 2:59

she came clean in her own sick way

Newboy237 4

Sunday 29 December 2013 3:11

People tell me that I have a mental condition because I refuse to interact with people or open a facebook, I however believe it should be a mental disease to actually enjoy society.