Kids, Neighbours and Drugs: Smoke 'em if you've got 'em

Smoke 'em if you've got 'em

By Dumbweed - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my mom told me she was getting tired of the smell of marijuana in the house. So I confessed and told her I'll never bring it home again. She was talking about my neighbors. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 341

You deserved it 68 188

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By lehonX9 - 06/06/2015 09:11 - Germany - Hanover

Today, my mom found my weed stash and went berserk, grounding me and saying she's going to have my bedroom door removed. Less than an hour later, I found her laughing and smoking the same stash with my dad in the backyard. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 859

You deserved it 9 739

By Mellamononeyobiz - 13/01/2016 02:10 - United States - Hooper

Today, my mom smoked pot in my sister's bedroom while I was at school. When I noticed the stench, she blamed the cat. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 179

You deserved it 1 638

Dope

By valarmorgoolies - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Binghamton

Today, my mom accused me of smoking weed. Truth is, I'd just ripped the quietest and weirdest smelling fart of my life. She wouldn't believe me, accused me of making stupid excuses up, and grounded me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 195

You deserved it 3 099

By Anonymous - 16/08/2019 06:00

Today, I came home to my parents holding my marijuana. They told me that I had the stupidest hiding place ever, and that I was, "not only a pothead, but a dumbfuck pothead." FML

I agree, your life sucks 696

You deserved it 2 668

By FFS - 06/05/2018 01:30

Today, my mother has taken her drug paranoia to a new level. She threw away an open but nearly full bag of dried mint because she's sure I emptied and refilled the bag with marijuana to hide it from her. She then tried to ground me in my own house in front of my wife and daughter. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 622

You deserved it 357

By Anonymous - 16/12/2011 03:55 - United States

Today, I'd had it with my mom's addiction to weed, so I told her to choose between me or the weed. I'm currently looking on Craigslist for an apartment. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 054

You deserved it 14 083

Smoking hot dude

By Anonymous - 05/07/2018 19:00

Today, I told my parents that I'm a smoker. My mother started crying, and said she worried I was gay, but this is almost as bad. That lead on to part two of my confession. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 320

You deserved it 730

Check yourself

By Anonymous - 28/10/2014 23:54 - United States

Today, my mom talked to me and my brother about how great it was that our cousin was getting away from drugs and becoming sober, as he would have so many more opportunities opened up for him now. She explained all this while sitting on our patio, smoking a blunt. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 540

You deserved it 3 878

By EgoMoose - 28/12/2009 05:02 - United States

Today, my mom held an intervention for me. Yesterday, I told her I'd tried pot once. Seven years ago. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 450

You deserved it 5 802

Well played

By stepshart - 21/08/2014 19:30 - Canada - Thunder Bay

Today, my thieving, layabout stepmom planted weed in my bedroom and showed my dad. Well, maybe I'm jumping to conclusions here, but her smirk and telling me later that I shouldn't fuck with her again seems conclusive to me. Goodbye freedom. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 159

You deserved it 3 086

senior_dingdong 0

Friday 28 August 2009 12:26

and thats why you NEVER ASSUME damn teens today just give her a joint and tell her to calm the hell down

mtt9 0

Friday 28 August 2009 12:49

nice neighbourhood.

Comments

HannahPaloozah 0

Sunday 21 August 2011 20:17

Rookies mistake

lolmikes 7

Saturday 24 September 2011 6:45

J Hahahahahha

tinkerbell1518 0

Saturday 8 October 2011 23:43

that's what you get you dumbo!.

WickedClownMCL 1

Sunday 8 January 2012 4:37

Woww... Dumbass!!! Rule #1. Unless the evidence is staring u right in the face, DONT ADMIT TO ANYTHING!!!

newburton13 26

Tuesday 28 February 2012 2:02

Never assume because it makes an ass out of you.

blackcatgirl46 21

Thursday 17 January 2013 10:36

lol Busted!

cracchiolo 16

Monday 2 December 2013 20:15

YDI, find out the whole story before confessing.

GirlWhoLovesVB 9

Sunday 13 July 2014 20:41

Weed will bring you nowhere in life. I understand that some people find it to be relaxing or whatever, but in the long run you'll just end up spending unreasonable amounts of money on stuff that will just addict you and destroy your body, as well as give you a disgusting smell.