Gross and Miscellaneous: Smells like victory

Smells like victory

By Gagging - 15/06/2015 11:57 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

Today, I opened my front door to be greeted by what I can only describe as the stink of death. After moving furniture and lifting floorboards, frantically searching for whatever had died, I finally discovered the actual source of the stench - my girlfriend's feet. FML

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By floggingnasty - 13/02/2011 11:38 - United States

Today, I got a new roommate in the dorms. When I got back to my room, I could smell her feet before I even opened my door. FML

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You deserved it 2 840

By Anonymous - 30/08/2015 00:06 - Canada - Newmarket

Today, I found dog poop in my room that had probably been there for days. My girlfriend, who was watching the house, said she didn't realize it was there, because she thought it was the smell of her own farts. FML

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You deserved it 2 206

Creepy season is over

By Michael - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I found the source of the bad smell that has been plaguing me for the past two weeks in my apartment. The police knocked on my door asking if I've seen my neighbor recently. I haven't. The smell has been that of a dead person. It's a smell that even Febreze can't remove. FML

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You deserved it 5 260

By whyme - 07/02/2012 06:38 - United States

Today, I walked into the house only to be greeted by the strongest smell of dung. I asked my mom about it, and it turns out she's been airing these strange herbs throughout the house, most of which are in my bedroom. She won't let me open the window. FML

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You deserved it 2 123

Parting shit

By smellymcgee - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Farmington

Today, I came home to the vilest stench I've ever smelled. I had to open a floor vent and scoop up the turd that was inside. Funnily enough, today was the day my scumbag roommate moved out, but I'm sure he had absolutely nothing to do with it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 942

You deserved it 888

By Where is it coming from?! - 10/06/2014 02:46 - United States - Brightwood

Today, I returned home after a four day weekend at my parents' house. Upon entering by the front door, a horrid stench assaulted my nose. Hours later I still cannot find the source of the foul odor. I'm starting to wonder if this is how it's always smelled without my knowing. FML

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You deserved it 6 943

By John - 13/01/2011 21:12 - United States

Today, I cleaned my entire apartment hoping to find the source of the terrible odor I've been smelling for the past week. It's me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 128

You deserved it 39 783

Excellent

By Anonymous - 21/03/2025 15:00 - United States

Today, I walked into my apartment after work, only be to greeted by an awful smell. I searched every inch of the place, convinced something had died. After an hour of searching around, I found the source: a single forgotten boiled egg in one of my backpack's pockets. I will never forget the smell of sulphur or whatever it was. FML

I agree, your life sucks 108

You deserved it 460

By broomrape - 29/04/2009 04:52 - United States

Today, I found out that the horrible stench haunting my apartment for the past week was the decomposing corpse of my freedom loving gerbil underneath the bed that I've been sleeping on. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 166

You deserved it 11 688

By Anonymous - 20/06/2013 16:54 - Pakistan - Lahore

Today, I discovered the source of the vile stench in my room. My daughter had "saved" a bird from our cat and put it in a box under my bed, hoping to nurse it back to health. She forgot about it, leaving the corpse rotting in there for who knows how long. FML

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You deserved it 3 445

_kyleG_ 34

Monday 15 June 2015 18:42

Welp, time to amputate. There's no other way.

pleasedie 22

Monday 15 June 2015 18:33

Now that's just gross

Comments

S_Gnu 17

Monday 15 June 2015 18:53

Well what would you expect with walking around in all that haggis and sheep manure

crazy_loner 25

Monday 15 June 2015 19:06

Wow.. Must be killing you.. Feel sad for your gf.. Must be embarassing for her too..

OhWhoCares 42

Monday 15 June 2015 19:59

Not even the people at the nail salon could fix that shit. And here I thought pedicures (and a good exfoliation) cured all...

WOTAN1488 24

Monday 15 June 2015 20:08

Throw her in the tub.

AnyaS 19

Monday 15 June 2015 20:16

Is her name Kimmy Gibbler by any chance?

marlie01 18

Monday 15 June 2015 20:25

Personal hygiene is PERSONAL he shouldn't have to let someone else know to ****** be clean ugh

amanda182 19

Monday 15 June 2015 21:01

Simply tell her to take a shower because her feet smell like complete ass

mustangbravo 27

Monday 15 June 2015 21:18

eww

Kidjazzin 17

Monday 15 June 2015 21:31

That's pretty nasty. Did you tell her?

kathii01 20

Monday 15 June 2015 21:51

Damn time to find a new GF, that is disgusting... If she doesn't take care of her feet then what else is she neglecting?

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Today, on my second day as a lifeguard, I locked myself out of the pool. My angry guests and I had to wait for 45 minutes for my manager to arrive and unlock the gate. FML

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Today, I was at a bar with my friend, when I noticed a young lad at a table near to us. I thought it'd be funny to jeer and flick peanuts at him. I went to the restroom, only to come back to my friend face-down on the floor. Turns out the guy fucked him up instead, and now he won't talk to me. FML

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Today, my mom asked me, once again, if my girlfriend of almost a year is just a cover up for being gay. FML

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Today, while demonstrating our new meat slicer at work, and after sharpening the blade at the end of the demonstration, I noticed some metal powder. I grabbed a rag to wipe it off, not realizing the blade was still in the “open” position. I now have six stitches and a really painful finger. FML

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You deserved it 969

Today, at my wedding, when my husband heard, "You may now kiss the bride!" he swung me down romantically and was about to plant one on me when his arm slipped, causing me to fall on the floor hitting my head, and getting a concussion. FML

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You deserved it 4 488

Today, I called the guy I've liked for a long time and told him how I felt. He didn't say anything except for "hello." After I spilled my feelings, I hear "Haha, just kidding I'm not here right now! Call me back later!" FML

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You deserved it 8 741