Smart kid

By bleredoshia - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - New Zealand

Today, after church, my 5-year-old son asked me about God, so I answered his questions in full. We talked about God for over 2 hours. At the end of it all, he pondered for a moment, before saying to me, "That's the stupidest thing I ever heard. You're dumb." FML
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SourSourDiesel 0

your son is a bright young man

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iwadasn 32

All religion aspects of it aside, FYL for having a rude kid. Whether or not he agrees with what you're saying, he shouldn't call his parents stupid...have fun when he starts school and insults all the teachers when they try to explain something he doesn't want to learn.

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ElMundio87 0

man I wish i'd been like that when they started to teach me french

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Altair033 17

Man, i still don't know how God can love everyone even when some clearly don't believe and hate. I gotta hand it to him, that would be pretty hard to do.

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Wadlaen 23

Seems like you've got some work ahead of you in raising him and leading him back to faith. I hope you've got Christians around you that can help you guide him.

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angus 16

Smart kid. My 7 year old asked me questions and demanded we read the bible from cover to cover. I answered questions and she concluded it was horseshit before we got through genesis. She asked: Why did god lie? Why did he make the snake? It makes no sense

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