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By budapesthungary - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
By budapesthungary - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
way to go! it's good that you were professional. it shows the decency in you as a person
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I'd have a field day with that cake. Talking spit, lacatives.. >:)
Really? You decorate cakes at a bakery? I thought you decorated them in the bathroom... ._.
put a "special ingredient" in it.
I am so sorry, miss. :(( I cannot imagine being in your situation!
Poison the cake.
Oh wow that's harsh, bet he knocked her up and hates himself for it everyday
Maybe he'll do it again. Or maybe he won't, but years later will wiah he had.
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forget about poison or crap filling. Laxative filling is the way to go. Less dangerous, more fun! ^^
Oh well, just rejoice in the fact that he will make someone else miserable for a long, long time. It's how I deal with my crazy ex and his dweepy new girlfriend. They deserve each other, and I honestly couldn't think of a better punishment for either one than to spend their lives together. Lol at the arson by the way. Totally New Years' spirit :D -cutting the cake... BOOM!!!!!!