Today, while on vacation, I lost my virginity to this really cute girl from Canada. I texted my older cousin to brag about it, to which he replied, “A girl from Canada? That’s the oldest cliché lie in the book.” I didn’t know it was cliché. FML
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Today, I found out that my girlfriend of 2 years lost her virginity on a cruise last week. FML
Today, I saw an adorable girl at the bar and I went to talk to her. I decided to use my cheesiest pick up line to make her laugh. After I said it, she knew who I was. It was my cousin I hadn't seen in 8 years. FML
Today, while visiting family in my very small hometown for the summer, I met a guy and we really hit it off. Everything was going great, and I brought him home to meet my family, where my grandmother told me he was 16. Now I’m definitely not getting lucky this trip. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams. I could tell she really enjoyed it, because she muttered, "Well, that was disappointing." afterwards, then got dressed, said she'd made a huge mistake, and asked me not to call her again. Yep, total stud. FML
Today, my best friend informed me that he had lost his virginity to my sister, which I already knew. However, he told me the location. My room. While I was asleep. FML
Today, I finally lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams, unfortunately she called me by my ex-bestfriend's name. FML
Today, my mate was bragging about the nudes he was getting from this random girl, he proceeded to show me... It was my cousin. FML
Today, I accidentally sent a nude to my cousin, instead of the girl who shares the same name. She liked it. FML
Today, I was in a movie when my boyfriend sent out a mass text saying that he'd just lost his virginity. FML
Today, my dad told me he had been seeing someone for a while and has decided to marry her. When I met her, her son looked familiar. I lost my virginity to him. FML
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Top comments
Marcella1016 31
Had you known, would you not have had sex with her?
randybryant799 20
I'm so confused. You got laid but now you're unhappy because of something your cousin said?
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Comments (6)
Marcella1016 31
Had you known, would you not have had sex with her?
Alan Staff 56
The point is that his cousin is implying that he's making it up. Hence the "cliché" line (I even over-empathised it with the title).
randybryant799 20
I'm so confused. You got laid but now you're unhappy because of something your cousin said?
jeffprobs 29
Rude, girls from canada are the best, don’t need the haters
Grumpy Jack 26
Wish I could've tried them !
Royal Sataness 4
I didn't know it was a cliché either. but who cares where she was from? still got laid
shello_liv22 5
I didn’t know that was a cliche either, sounds like you may have been bragging too much and he was trying to calm you down
RichardPencil 30
It does sound sketchy to say the girl was from a large country. You should be able to say what city she was from, like Montreal, Toronto, Regina or Albuquerque.
Grumpy Jack 26
Albuquerque is in.. New Mexico. Unless there is actually another city named Albuquerque in Canada.
RichardPencil 30
I know, I've been there. I was just testing to see who was paying attention. YOU WIN! I'll send you one of my many mini-waffle makers.