Saturday Night Fever

By soy_un_perderdor - 13/12/2009 07:14 - United States

Today, it's Saturday. While all my friends go out to have fun, I get my excitement thinking about how I'll be sleeping with a new pillow. FML
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niadanac1 3

I like sleep more than sex. I do not blame you.

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zeeky 0

its hard finding the right pillow to spend your whole life with.. you should consider yourself lucky..

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umoikio11 0

oh jeeeze. if you're that bummed about it, the fix is rather simple. GO OUT WITH YOUR FRIENDS. Duh.

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Ninjaface 0

In the morning you should brag to all of your friends about your new pillow. It might seem like they're making fun of you for being stuck at home on a Saturday night, but really they're just trying to hide their jealousy that you got a new pillow and they didn't.

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jonny2x4 0

Two things are clear; 1) Your life is clearly average. 2) You're getting old. btw, LMAO at your handle. I remember that song by Beck.

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wh4t3v3R 0

They'll never stop making those. Now they'll just add snorkels.

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whoismgmt 0

If your hot, Ccn I give you a pillow? Actually I dont know if your a girl yet so lets hope.

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soccerholic1395 0

Im 15 and thats the highlight of my weekend going home to sleep in my new bed when i could be out at parties

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blastvortex 3

Pillows make good friends, so you're not alone. Smile! :)

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honey_bee_fml 1

Don't worry, I get excited over new pillows, too! At least you're not saving your latest new pillow for a special occasion... Mine has been in my closet for a few months now, waiting for just the right night to be used! I fail. Haha.

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my_username2313 0

its ok. that would excite me more than going out :P

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