Rough patch

By Jeff - 04/05/2025 20:00 - United Kingdom - Poole

Today, I was giving a speech at my best friend’s wedding. Mid-speech, I felt something was off. I looked down and realized I had a huge stain on my trousers. Not just a small stain, but a whole wet patch from crotch to knee. I had to finish the speech with one hand covering it. I later sniffed it, it was only champagne, but still… FML
I agree, your life sucks 422
You deserved it 148

Same thing different taste

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You're not supposed to piss yourself laughing at your own jokes. Or claim it was champagne.

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You're not supposed to piss yourself laughing at your own jokes. Or claim it was champagne.