Miscellaneous: Relieved

Relieved

By Anonymous - 26/06/2011 20:25 - United States

Today, a friend posted the Facebook status "Ahhh... relief." Trying to be funny, I replied "Why? Did you just poop?" A few hours later, I read her previous posts and found out her dad's in the hospital having heart surgery. Now everyone thinks I'm a heartless dick. FML

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Today, on Facebook, someone wrote a status implying that she was going to kill herself. I called a mutual friend, asking to check up on her. The next status the girl puts up said, "Someone thought I was going to commit suicide! Haha what a loser!" FML

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By unacceptable - 04/06/2012 15:02 - Australia

Today, my mum thought it was perfectly acceptable to post a status on Facebook about how well she is healing up after her hemorrhoid surgery, and tag me in it. FML

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You deserved it 2 748

By Anonymous - 05/08/2011 04:18 - United States

Today, my friend's dad had a heart attack. Without realizing what I was saying, I texted her, "If you need anything, you know I'll be there in a heartbeat." FML

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By Ihavealisp - 16/02/2011 02:32 - United States

Today, I fell down some steps, and my dad laughed at me. He then changed his facebook status to "My kid's an idiot." FML

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Today, I added the wrong reaction to a Facebook post, using the laughing smiley instead of the hug, and only noticed two hours later, when my friend wouldn't talk to me because she thought I like found the fact that her dog died funny. FML

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By Thanks guys - 26/11/2013 05:21 - United States - Richmond

Today, I logged onto Facebook to see one of my "friends" had used my account to post a coming-out story. It had comments on it such as "I knew it!" "Finally." and "That explains so much." FML

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By notpregnant - 21/12/2009 18:12 - United States

Today, I updated my Facebook status to "It should probably be called Unplanned Parenthood." My cousin, seeing the status, failed to pick up on the sarcastic humor. She called all my family members and tell them that I was pregnant. Including my husband in Iraq. FML

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You deserved it 14 033

Thoughts and prayers

By the hated - 09/07/2013 02:02 - United States - Absecon

Today, a friend thought it would be funny to make a R.I.P. page for me on Facebook. Most liked post? "Too bad this page is fake." FML

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You deserved it 5 474

By SmittyJA24 - 20/05/2014 02:38 - United States - Lewiston

Today, my idiot sister had to have her aged dog put down, then she posts on MY Facebook page, "RIP, Buddy, we'll miss you." My adult children and most of my friends thought I died. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 856

You deserved it 4 755

By Anonymous - 01/08/2012 20:59 - United Kingdom - Bedford

Today, one of the human turds that I stupidly added on Facebook posted how terrible her life is after her dad refused to arrange yet another holiday for her this year, so I bitched her out for being such a spoiled little brat. A few hours later, her boyfriend came over and beat the shit out of me. FML

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You deserved it 36 375

balest22 0

Monday 27 June 2011 0:33

well that's okay. I mean how would u know that though. Every1 makes mistakes like that.

BADDiam 4

Monday 27 June 2011 0:38

well all u can do is to delete that badass comment..

Comments

JiggyBoo123 11

Monday 27 June 2011 2:41

Don't sweat it. I was upset about how all my friends were talking about some girl dying until I learned it was one of my friends. We all make mistakes on FB sometimes, but once we learn the info we can always apologize and cry with them.

Kupcakes 11

Monday 27 June 2011 2:42

FYL, OP. It's not like someone can stay on Facebook all day to see every single post about another person's home life. You didn't know, it's not your fault.

dolphincheddar 10

Monday 27 June 2011 2:55

neither so I. however sassy a heart in the penal region would indeed be quite dangerous. the only upside is if your original heart fails you will survive. but considering all the blood would have no need to gather in the spongy tissue you may possible have a permanent erection. which would indeed suck

cleoxus85 0

Monday 27 June 2011 2:59

Oh bloody facebook, freakin' monster that book :P

cleoxus85 0

Monday 27 June 2011 3:04

And I'm assuming she is "relieved" coz it went well with the surgery? If that's the case the last thing your friend to be is pissed off (about anything).

MrSassypants 33

Monday 27 June 2011 3:08

61 you're describing a world that I would definently want to live in.

Ak30 5

Monday 27 June 2011 3:24

He meant if it sucked it wouldn't hurt, because it would be sucking his dick.

EZ2XLR8 7

Monday 27 June 2011 3:26

That's why you don't comment all the time trying to be funny. Why couldn't you just stop at "why"? If you stopped there, you wouldn't be considered heartless and it's not like you'd look stupid at the same time. "Why" isn't and offending word to anybody, well it shouldn't be. A question is a question, which leads to knowledge. Nobody knows everything, it's just knowledge, learn some more. The one thing my Grade 11 and 12 drama teacher told me in high school was to always ask questions, if you don't know something, than ask, they can't get mad at you for asking a question. For all future comments... just stop at 'why' if you're trying to be funny. I don't even try to always be funny when commenting on status' unless I know they'll understand it on facebook, and if I do, I explain myself if need be, or word my comment differently.