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Randy buggers

By Josie - 21/02/2011 07:46 - Australia

Today, I went to my "not so technologically advanced" grandma's house to help her out with her computer. It appears she has very interesting conversations with the man who lives in the apartment above her. FML

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You deserved it 3 861

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My ears!

By epistaxis - 02/02/2009 00:43 - Australia

Today, I'm staying with my grandmother and overheard her having phone sex. FML

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You deserved it 2 693

Technologically challenged

By Anonymous - 31/07/2020 05:01

Today, my aged mother continued to complain about her computer issues to me. A relative, who is good at tech support, won't bother servicing her computer because whatever she does ends up bogging it down the next day, so I have to hear about it on the phone. FML

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You deserved it 176

Good one, Meemaw

By Anonymous - 21/03/2025 20:00 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, I was teaching my grandma how to use her new tablet. After explaining and setting everything up, I left her alone to check her email. When I came back, she'd somehow "mistakenly" sent an email to our entire family with the subject line "Help! My grandson thinks I'm a dipshit and has kidnapped me!" FML

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You deserved it 111

By Frustrated - 13/07/2019 22:30

Today, I couldn't convince my grandmother that no matter how much she called AT&T, they will not come and fix her dead computer. FML

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You deserved it 142

Gammy got game

By moetplease - 03/05/2012 16:32 - Singapore

Today, my grandma moved in with us. Along with her 36-year-old boyfriend that none of us knew about. FML

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You deserved it 3 819

Useful and used

By maxiflouf - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff - France

Today, someone I used to know got in touch with me, after I hadn't heard from him in years. He insisted that we met up as soon as possible, and wanted me to go to his house that afternoon. I spent the afternoon repairing his computer. Since then, no news. FML

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You deserved it 3 081

Gamergating

By Anonymous - 13/03/2012 02:04 - United States

Today, my grandparents visited. My grandpa kept getting off the couch and walking around to "stretch his legs." He kept kicking out my computer's network cable and messing up my game, smirking each time he did it. When I complained, my mom told me to shut up and show some respect. FML

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You deserved it 28 731

By welptimetoburntheplacedown - 11/08/2014 15:02 - United States - Louisville

Today, I decided to spend a few days at my grandma's house, to help her clean the place up a bit. So far, she's given me a "no masturbating under my roof" talk, used multiple racist slurs, and yelled "QUIET DOWN!" when I so much as sneezed in the next room. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 328

You deserved it 3 709

As you were

By ryan and Zack - 25/02/2010 22:30 - United States

Today, I walked over to my grandmother's house to pay her a visit. I politely knocked on the door, and there was no answer. Fearing that something had happened, I violently broke down the door to find my grandma and her new 80 year-old boyfriend having sex. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 334

You deserved it 8 006

Big Grandma

By fmylifechelsea - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I was taking my boyfriend to meet my grandparents. They live on the 27th floor. Alone in the elevator we started making out. Turns out that there's a camera in the elevator, connected to every apartment. My grandma asked me how it was. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 322

You deserved it 19 812

takeapieandrun 9

Monday 21 February 2011 12:38

At least give us some details... not this "interesting conversations" shit.

sthrr 6

Monday 21 February 2011 12:09

Good for her!

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blahblahblah5_x 13

Monday 21 February 2011 15:08

ROFL. Your grandma's a little player (;

KingAbe88 12

Monday 21 February 2011 15:17

smack that! :)

xoxoMEGANxoxo 13

Saturday 26 February 2011 21:51

hahahah

Djahcrap 0

Monday 21 February 2011 15:26

How did this get approved? Honestly?

jazziness 12

Monday 21 February 2011 15:59

that's what I was thinking

queenxkee 0

Monday 21 February 2011 15:41

granny still got it

Privations_fml 0

Monday 21 February 2011 15:44

It might be too late, but, don't sit in her computer chair.

socalsd 0

Monday 21 February 2011 16:05

LOL

iinTOXICating 0

Monday 21 February 2011 15:52

your grandma FTW! xD

mintcar 9

Monday 21 February 2011 16:03

So ******* what? Oh no, grandma doesn't just sit in her rocking chair watching 7th Heaven all day!!

truehitman2010 0

Monday 21 February 2011 16:17

@38 you are a retratard

mintcar 9

Monday 21 February 2011 16:48

A retratard? /Facepalm/

amazingdiva21 1

Monday 21 February 2011 16:46

ydi cause your a douchebag.

AssDan 0

Monday 21 February 2011 19:21

Lol, retratard! Hahahaha

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