That always happens to me lol!

I had to read that a couple times.

That's a pretty stupid FML.

Put a metal plate in next time since you are already insane.

The definition of insanity is repeatedly doing the same thing, over and over, expecting a different outcome each time. Well done.

If you study quantum physics then it makes sense not only was your microwave open it was also on the other side of the universe at the same time

Wow.. This really sounds like something that would happen to me. Lol.

Love the human brain and it's mysteries.

Use the stove.

well, good morning, sleepyhead!