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Today, I was making breakfast. My microwave door was already open, but I couldn't figure that out so I kept pressing the button. According to Einstein, I'm now insane. FML
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ShroomsOnAcid 16

Insane? No. Total ****** idiot? Yes.

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dtemple1110 6

I couldn't understand what you meant at first, because my microwave has a handle on it haha

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cavy102 10

Actually, that is an example of neurotic action. Insanity involves a certain amount of mental instability. Einstein wasn't always right.

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mattorama 15

YDI, but for starting your day with microwaved food.

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J9DeeZy 4

God, that's just depressing.

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crazychick1269 7

Today my friend asked me me how many minuets were in an hour....

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Jaxx66 21

Or how many times you could minuet in an hour?

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Danni91 8

The human race is officially doomed now.

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409sPoisonGirl 12

Good job using 'insane' in it's true meaning OP. But still, YDI.

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intothecrypt 3

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it

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