Hospital and Kids: Quiet

Quiet

By Anonymous - 07/08/2011 01:40 - United States

Today, I was sitting in the hospital waiting area. An old lady was crying, and my five year-old daughter asked her, "Are you okay?" The woman quietly nodded, prompting my daughter to scream at the top of her lungs, "Well shut up then!" FML

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By espylone - 17/12/2011 15:42 - France

Today, my five-year-old daughter told me she was going to throw up. I told her to rush to the bathroom. I followed her a few seconds later, only to find her sitting on the toilet and vomiting onto the floor. FML

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Stranger danger

By anniethemoth - 15/07/2022 16:00

Today, my five-year-old daughter is absolutely miserable and constantly putting herself down, as she has been for a week. What happened a week ago? She bumped into a stranger at Walmart, apologized, and the guy told her, “Nope, not good enough. You need to die.” Who says that to a child? FML

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I blame the parents

By Anonymous - 15/09/2025 22:00

Today, my tired son and I were riding a shuttle bus. An old lady got on, and I told him we needed to get up so she could have the seat. He started crying and screamed, "WHY? She's old, she's gonna die soon!" I wanted to melt into the ground. FML

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By itsjustmyluck - 09/11/2009 04:37 - United States

Today, I was in line at the store behind a lady and her young daughter. Trying to be polite I smiled at the little girl. She burst into tears asking her mommy 'what is wrong with that ladies teeth'. Apparently braces on a 25 year old is not 'kid friendly'. FML

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Oh, hai Mark!

By lyle - 02/04/2021 08:00

Today, I had to listen to my daughter’s explosive diarrhea while I watched TV. When she came out of the bathroom, she went white as a sheet. Apparently she thought she was alone. FML

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Keep it to yourself

By Anonymous - 18/02/2014 16:31 - United States

Today, while waiting in line at a store, a toddler behind me was throwing a major meltdown while his father yelled at him, giving me a migraine. I turned to the woman behind me and said, "Can you believe this kid? I feel sorry for his mother." Turns out the woman was his mother. FML

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Sketchy-looking dude

By NinjaTurtle93 - 17/02/2021 21:30

Today, I overheard a lady tell her child in a store that, “If you don’t stop crying, I’ll tell that guy over there to take you away.” She was referring to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/06/2009 13:20 - United States

Today, I went to watch the Movie "UP." At one point in the movie I got really sad and started to cry a bit. The 7 year old girl next to me noticed and told me to shut and man up. FML

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Stunned silence

By Anonymous - 20/12/2014 22:42 - United Kingdom - Cambridge

Today, my 7 year-old daughter loudly asked in the middle of a supermarket, "Mummy, what's a cunt?" FML

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Kids say the funniest things

By embarrassedmom - 18/05/2009 01:19 - United States

Today, my 6 year-old daughter saw a man in a wheelchair whose leg had been amputated. She walks up to him and says, "What happened?" He answers kindly that he's a war veteran. She then responds, "Well then you deserve to get your leg blown off. You shouldn't be killing people." FML

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maz_irken 6

Sunday 7 August 2011 9:06

...I want to meet your kid!

TaylorTotsYumm 10

Sunday 7 August 2011 9:10

*SMACK*

Comments

iveanne 0

Sunday 7 August 2011 21:51

Your fault that you taught your daughter to act like an insensitive little B. Yes, it's true that children can be mean but she learned how to be unnecessarily mean from someone.

broken_red_wagon 6

Sunday 7 August 2011 22:00

I hope the lady slapped the shit out of your daughter since you obviously didn't.

fabianbond 0

Sunday 7 August 2011 22:20

lmao I would have just laughed

tatit 0

Sunday 7 August 2011 22:29

True, that was funny as hell, but also damn rude! After you finished busting a gut I hope you chastised her properly.

gymnstemily92 0

Sunday 7 August 2011 22:54

How embarrasinggg!

nekrodoll 0

Sunday 7 August 2011 23:09

man the kid was cute for doing it. kids say some weird shit hope u didn't beat her too much :)

tj4234 35

Sunday 7 August 2011 23:17

Lol. OP your kid is awesome.

captainbj2 0

Sunday 7 August 2011 23:31

Bullshit. It is a case of controlling your child. Children learn directly from others, especially their parents. If the child has that much nerve to say that to a stranger, then parenting hasn't been effective. My kids would never say something like that. Manners are learned, but poor parenting is when excuses are made.

Cheerlover1233 2

Monday 8 August 2011 1:14

whats the big deal?? the great thing about kids is that they say what everyone else is thinking yet doesnt have the guts to say it! i say bravo chicka!!