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By Anonymous - 03/05/2013 21:00 - Germany

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Today, I overheard my boyfriend admitting that he's only dating me because having me around "sucks a bit less than fucking my own hand". FML
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challan 19

Time for him to go back to wanking then, isn't it?

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Comments

bigredmonkeybutt 28

Considering his hand has been his best friend for however long, that's not the worst thing he could have said.

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ozpunker 20

Dump him... but break his hands first.

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gracehi 31

Adding insult to injury in more ways than one. I like the way you think!

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MooseKnuckle5150 13

Thanks for looking out for me #66.

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Catahoulaqueen_fml 17

89, do you know the meaning of the word 'never'? Or does' NEVERR' mean something like 'occasionally' in LaLa land where you're from?

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ozpunker 20

You don't know for sure, but I can honestly say that I posted that before I read any other comments. Plus, when I did post, there was only about 5 comments.

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worldclassrager 39

That's horrible and sounds heart breaking to you...this guy should never be with anyone...

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gracehi 31

Should have replied, "Oh yeah? Well you're no where near as good as my *****, or even my index finger."

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sobe2 6

Or, "I'm only dating you because I keep running out of batteries...and my fingers get tired."

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EVnIAS 13

no need to let them get tired switch it around a bit she has 2 middle fingers and 2 index she just need to maintain a good rotation between them!

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Ctrl_H 18

Except that its probably everyman's dream to be good enough in bed to be used for sex only.

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limitedition 25

Time for your boot to meet his arse & kick him out of your life. What an asshat!

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jeepers_1 21

I would later tell him that there's no point in having him around because your fingers do a much better job than him

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shaww 28

He has Sex with you and someone else- threesome He has Sex with you- twosome I guess he's HANDsome.. ha, ha, ha,...

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davincidasecond 24

I had to up vote this. It's so corny, but I love it.

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Ambient25 24

she needs to kick him in the balls and let him add "rubbing" to his list

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