Love: Popped

Popped

By regected - 30/08/2009 12:19 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with the girl I liked. She kept on eating my popcorn so I whispered in her ear, "Pretty soon your going to have to repay me with kisses." Then she looked at me and walked out the theatre. She came back with a bucket of popcorn and said, "Here, you're repaid." FML

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Way too smooth

By Stud - 30/04/2025 00:00 - United States

Today, I took my crush to see a movie. During the movie, I made a move and put my arm around her. As I reached over, my hand went straight into the popcorn tub, and I knocked it over. It spilled everywhere, all over her lap, all over me, and on the floor. I spent the next 15 minutes trying to clean up, while she awkwardly avoided eye contact. FML

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By drfeelgood93 - 04/08/2010 22:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to the cinema with a girl I like. Knowing she has a bit of a soft spot for me, I was keen to sit in the back row. Too bad her sister tagged along, insisted that we sit somewhere else, and scolded me every time I so much looked at her. I ended up paying for the unwanted guest as well. FML

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I'm not the main character in this scene

By Anonymous - 21/12/2023 00:00 - Norway

Today, I went to the movies with a girl I like, then we went to grab a bite afterwards. She spent most of the time telling me how much she dislikes my best friend because he hooked up with a new girl. I then found out the two had been "talking" for a while. FML

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Close shave

By Elisabeth - 16/08/2020 17:01

Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. He went to get popcorn and I went to the bathroom. Thinking he had got back before me, I sat down next to him in the theater. I leaned in to kiss him, then realized it was some 70-year-oldish woman. FML

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Polite

By mm - 12/11/2012 17:27 - United Kingdom - Warrington

Today, I went to see a movie with three of my friends, and I was sharing popcorn with one of them. Halfway through the movie, my friend asked me why I wasn't eating our popcorn. I then realised I'd been taking popcorn from the man sitting next to me. FML

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By pussyface96 - 19/09/2012 09:27 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I asked a girl I like to the movies. Wanting her to lean on me and stay in my arms during the movie, I chose a horror film. I screamed like a pussy the whole time. FML

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Dodged my bullet

By Lo. - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff

Today, I went to see a movie with the girl I've liked for months. After the commercials, she told me she had to go to the ladies room. She never came back. FML

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By Jake - 28/09/2010 17:35 - United States

Today, I took a girl I like to the movies. Everything went great until I went in to kiss her. She didn't object, but my mother, who apparently followed me to the theater and was now pulling me away by my shirt while saying, "We're leaving!" certainly did. FML

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Movie night

By ditched - 17/08/2009 19:49 - Canada

Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. We went inside the theatre and he saw a couple of his friends. Instead of saying hi and coming back to watch the movie with me, he ditched me for them. When I reminded him he was forgetting something, he grabbed the popcorn out of my hands and left. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/06/2011 15:43 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML

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shootingstar8D 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 16:09

Ohhh shitttt. Reeejjeecctteeddddd haha

Boon_fml 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 16:12

Maybe it's because you can't spell "you're" right.

Comments

ilpdec2008 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 3:02

YDI for not knowing how to spell "rejected"... but seriously, that's not even a big deal. She could just be playing hard to get.

sweetj2 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 3:10

I'd do the same thing!

madmax14304 1

Tuesday 1 September 2009 4:44

Original Poster is a douchebag who totally deserved it. "My popcorn." He's sought possession over the popcorn? What an uptight tool. Here's a tip: STFU, play your cards right and you might get laid.

madmax14304 1

Tuesday 1 September 2009 4:46

Another tip: The penis through the bottom of the popcorn bag is highly overrated. Not recommended,

TItan160 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 8:09

dude way too much for afirst date

xchd22x 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 8:45

rejected!! get just for men gel...the rejuvenator!!! rofl j.k....you got owned. #95 you win. XDDDD

nodayliketoday 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 15:41

EW. OP is creepy.

mhmmhm 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 18:35

dude YDI for using that horrible line

good_life35 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 18:59

YDI for trying to be funny

diz_ave 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 20:40

Life lesson: never make a girl feel like she owes you something. Especially if that something is some sort of intimate/sexual favor. Mark it, and move on.