Today, I was introduced to my dad's girlfriend of six months. I've already heard them sleeping together several times, and seen her car pull away early in the morning. After meeting face to face, I also learned that she's only two years older than me. FML
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Today, my dad introduced me to my half-sister. He'd only recently found out that he had another daughter by another woman, and had only just met her. She and I have been in the same class in school for the past three years. FML
Today, I finally got to meet the parents of the girl in which I have been dating for 3 months. I discovered that a month before we started dating, I had a one-night stand with her sister. And a week before that, I had a grinding session with her mother at a bar. No one is saying anything and her father is really bulky. FML
Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mom and my dad met for the first time. We discovered that they are each other's exes, and not only that, my girlfriend, whom I have been dating, hanging out, confiding with, being intimate with, shared each other's first times, and plan to marry, is actually my half-sister. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who's a bit older than me, introduced me to his daughter. I was expecting a toddler. Nope, she's a year older than me. FML
Today, my dad told me he was planning to have his steady girlfriend over for dinner. He's only had a few relationships since he and my mom split up when I was very young, so I was excited to meet the woman. He then told me that I knew her already. My dad is dating my aunt on my mothers side. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my dad. I thought it was a good idea at the time, at least until he took her aside for a private chat. During the chat, he told her all about my two previous marriages and advised her to "get out while you can". FML
Today, I just found out my dad got remarried a year ago. The woman is officially living with us, I got to have lunch with her alone today. I found out she is only 22, with a 14 year-old little brother. My dad's 47. I'm 17, now with a 14 year-old uncle, and a mom that can pass for my girlfriend. FML
Today, I saw my girlfriend with an older guy who I thought was her dad, I went over to introduce myself. And then turned around and walked away very fast as I saw them make out. My girlfriend is cheating on me with someone as old as my dad. FML
Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him. FML
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testermctest 0
That must be uncomfortable, but as long as she is old enough to legally consent in your area, it is acceptable and he deserves happiness. FYL, though, I hope it becomes more bearable with time.
Synedge 0
Think on the bright side. You can **** her too.
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Comments (193)
Somebody52 0
LMAO @ 42!!!! Sounds like a good idea! XDD That sucks for you though. I think 4 has the best/funniest idea though XD FYFL
Phantom13 3
Your dad is robbing the cradle...like sick....
curryndricegirll 0
You should get some guy that's two years younger than your dad, bring him to your house, and make it sound like you're having sex. See what he does then.
curryndricegirll 0
Get some guy that's two years younger than your dad. Bring him over to your house, and make exaggerated sounds of you two going at it (actually doing that is up to you, but pretending is probably your best option). See what he does then.
Sapphy 0
._. so how old are you exactly...
wickdisco 0
Ever hear if the Creepy Factor Formula?you should never date or have sex with someone younger than this: Your age 2 + 7.
jazz2dasmith 0
what if you are fourteen smart one
FrootLoops_ 0
Seriously though, this isnt an fml, and you dont really deserve it though i got a nice laugh though :)
ziqi92 0
i'm happy for ur dad, but that is pretty disgusting to realize...ugh...i'm gonna barf...
Tripodi 0
#107...youre ******* retarded
Snowy1289 0
#128 has got the right idea; Depending if your male or female. If ur female go for it. If ur male then u can bang her too.