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By homewrecker - 08/11/2009 15:39 - United States

Today, I drove 600 miles to be with my boyfriend of two years for his uncle's funeral. He didn't want me to come because I am seven months pregnant and flying is dangerous in the third trimester. When I got there I don't know who was more suprised to see me: him, his wife, or their kids. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/11/2009 21:42 - United States

Today, I drove three and a half hours to surprise my long distance boyfriend for our anniversary. He was out of town. Where was he? Three and a half hours away trying to surprise me. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/07/2012 16:06 - United States

Today, I had to drive the guy I've been seeing for the past few months to the emergency room. So that he could witness the birth of his newest child. FML

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Awkward conversation ahead

By IHateMyself - 21/07/2021 18:01

Today, my boyfriend returned from University after 8 months away. He says he cannot wait to see me. The whole half an hour ride to his home, I was shaking like a leaf. I’m still sitting his driveway because I don’t know how to tell him that I’m 5 months pregnant. Yes, I’m showing. A LOT. FML

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By hatelife - 14/06/2011 18:37 - United States

Today, I went to visit my boyfriend at work. That's where I met his pregnant girlfriend. FML

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Big announcement?

By Great first impression - 07/09/2023 16:00

Today, I met my SO's best friend for the first time. He gave us both a big smile and hug, and congratulated us on the pregnancy. Except… I'm just overweight, not pregnant. The entire two hour drive to his house was spent with me trying to hold back tears, and a very awkward silence between them. FML

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Villain origin story

By Sim Pleton - 27/03/2024 11:00 - United Kingdom

Today, after international flights while being five months pregnant to elope with a good man, which my family disapproved of, then paying thousands for his visa with limited finances, he told me, after I struggled with breastfeeding days after the birth, that he didn’t care about me, and had only cared whilst his baby was inside me. FML

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WTF?

By Anonymous - 15/04/2018 01:30

Today, I went to my fiancé's mother's funeral. His step-sister proudly announced that she's pregnant with his baby and they are engaged. FML

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By ac13 - 27/06/2010 18:03 - United States

Today, I called my boyfriend to tell him how excited I was to drive 12 hours to see him and his new house. His girlfriend answered. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/09/2015 18:54 - United States - Decatur

Today, I drove across two states to see my brother, who's had a history of heart problems. My mother had sent me a long e-mail saying he was on his death bed and wanted to talk to me to "get his affairs in order." When I arrived worriedly, he was fine. My mother guilt-tripped me to come visit. FML

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By AFGirlfriend - 28/03/2011 19:10 - United States

Today, I found out I'm pregnant. My boyfriend and I have been dying to have kids together. This would be an exciting moment if he wasn't deploying in June and will miss everything except the morning sickness. FML

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beautiful_mayhem 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 20:19

Damn..... comment and tell us what happened next!

tangerine_12 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 20:20

Dump his ass. Now. Guys like that are ******* scum.

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sk8ratfml 0

Friday 27 November 2009 16:02

first! hes a ***** and your just...gonna have to hope that you child plays soccor. soccor mom.

TheGasMaskGuy 0

Saturday 28 November 2009 12:07

That is hella messed up. FML.

chickie_wickie41 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 19:57

yikes thats horrible

kiah101 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 22:01

damn girl....us girls don't get any respect at all from them men...men are stupid...except in the bed man! they are hard core!

crimson_89 0

Thursday 8 April 2010 22:35

you are no longer allowed to speak.

mkylem 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 5:38

Wow... What a jerk...

elainawilson94 0

Saturday 27 March 2010 17:33

that ****** sucks

LeeFlippinGreene 0

Wednesday 31 March 2010 17:22

well at least your baby will have some siblings. yay

nopenope_fml 4

Thursday 8 April 2010 0:27

that sucks

adrifter 0

Saturday 10 April 2010 10:12

Ydi.

megan972 0

Sunday 22 August 2010 7:27

lol!

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Today, I was watching a home video of when my mom was pregnant with me. She had a beer in her hand. FML

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Today, I went on a date with a great girl; we went out to dinner and saw a movie. After the movie, we went out to my car to find out that a homeless man had broken the window, climbed into it, and was eating the leftover pasta with his fingers. FML

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Today, I caught and kicked a shoplifter out of my store. The shoplifter was my mom. FML

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Today, I had a very sweet and romantic love note brutally scratched into the door of my brand new car. It was addressed to Cindy. Cindy lives next door. FML

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Today, I found nudes on my boyfriend's phone. We've been together 14 years. They weren't of me. FML

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Today, a police officer pulled me over. He asked me where I was headed, so I jokingly replied, "Probably to jail after you run my name". He laughed and took my information, only to then arrest me for unpaid parking tickets I never received. FML

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