Today, I brought my date home to meet my parents. We walked in the front door to find my drunken father wearing nothing but a Viking helmet, while swinging and jabbing our living room furniture with a pool noodle. FML
Dude your family sounds like the bomb.com(; ahahah. But seriously. I kinda I've the sane problem sometimes it's cool though because you're never bored with them around.
LMAO wow. If that's what your father was doing. Where was your mom? Sounds like to me like they were about to Role Play "Vikings and Wenches" but he had to slay the couch dragon first hahaha
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm pretty sure he was using the pool noodle to attack the furniture.
Viking helmets and pool noodles? I'm gonna have to remember that next time I get drunk it sounds like fun