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Pleased to meet you

By Anonymous - 15/09/2013 19:53 - Romania - Bucharest

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Today, I saw an elderly gentleman in the street wearing a shirt with a big QR code on it. Amused, I used an app on my phone to decode it. It gave me a shortened web address, which I followed, only to be faced with a picture of the same gentleman naked, grinning, and giving a thumbs up. FML

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By peaaaak - 03/06/2011 10:17 - United Kingdom

Spicy

Today, my dad came round to the house. Looking rather pleased with himself he pulled out his phone, grinned, and chucked it over to me. I glanced at the screen to see a naked woman. He smiled and said "I tapped that last night". FML

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By Jake - 29/04/2009 08:06 - Australia

Today, as I was taking an evening jog around my neighbourhood, I passed an elderly woman. I grinned at her as sign of friendliness to a common pedestrian. She grinned back. Whilst staring at my crotch. FML

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That escalated quickly

By GoulashQueen - 08/12/2019 01:00 - Australia - Brunswick

Spicy

Today, I sent a dude a snapchat of my food. He responded with a video of him taking a shower, naked. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2020 15:00

Today, while on Grindr, I saw that this guy I'm friends with and have liked for a while now had messaged me. I got all excited, just for it to be a picture of him flipping me off. FML

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The Beach Boys

By aligator1009 - 09/05/2012 04:54 - United States

Today, I went to the beach. While I was enjoying the sun, an old man with prosthetic leg and no clothes on sat next to me. He took off his fake leg and put it behind his head. Then he opened his legs revealing his "stuff." I will never unsee this. Ever. FML

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By creepedout - 31/07/2011 05:11 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was at the airport. A creepy man smiled at me, so I politely smiled back. I then realized his shirt said "Smile if you take it in the ass." He then winked at me and walked off. FML

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Eyebleach

By Lexxxiii - 22/12/2020 23:02

Today, while delivering an Amazon package, I arrived to this one house where the man was outside, so I just handed it to him. As he was reaching for it, his robe popped open. Twice. He was wearing nothing but the robe, and he was your typical fat, hairy, 40-year-old man. My poor eyes. FML

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By ahappypenguin - 26/09/2012 04:07

Today, I saw a shady looking person on the street. As I walked past him, he said, "Hey, come here." Thinking he needed something, I went over. He handed me several pictures of my wife, in public and at home. I've never seen this man before in my life. FML

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By ohman - 17/07/2009 17:29 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street and while stopped at a light, this old man waved at me. Thinking nothing of it, I walked through a parking lot to get to where I was going, where he not only followed me, but mistook me for a prostitute. It was 5pm. FML

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By popemichael - 19/06/2009 22:48 - United States

Today, I was showing my unique new tattoo to my friends when a man approaches me with his digital camera and asks if he could take a picture of the tattoo for his website. I agreed. I find out later that it's a site about ugly tattoos. FML

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slooby_fml 25

Monday 16 September 2013 2:38

That is deviously genius

Nyx_fml 23

Monday 16 September 2013 2:39

That old man surely knows how to promote himself. No more trench coats, gotta keep up with the technology.

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limitles 14

Tuesday 24 September 2013 6:34

Brilliant! Just brilliant!

mintyowlgirl 20

Tuesday 24 September 2013 10:00

I wonder where you can get those shirts. Hm. But he got you!

Euphrates 10

Friday 27 September 2013 23:41

imagine he looks up at you and smiles XD

TheAngryPrincess 3

Thursday 3 October 2013 23:59

WINNING!

MikeyScene420 17

Thursday 17 October 2013 6:08

Now that's an awesome old man

mata2 7

Monday 13 January 2014 5:13

omg love it I'm going to do this

speakfreely 21

Thursday 26 February 2015 4:23

I'm sorry, but that is hilarious and that guy deserves an award

Julortiz 15

Tuesday 5 May 2015 23:08

the couriosity killed the cat

Camerone453 14

Saturday 6 June 2015 17:23

Haha he's smart! But I'm sorry you had to see that OP

BaDumTsss_fml 23

Saturday 4 July 2015 13:38

That's....weirdly smart.

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