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By Gjkashldf - 04/05/2009 00:36 - United States

Today, I was at the gym and I saw a really cute guy working out nearby. I tried to get his attention by taking off my shirt and smiling at him. When he walked over to me, instead of asking for my number, he just said "Can you please put that back on? Thanks". FML

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Same thing different taste

By anonymous - 19/07/2012 22:31 - United States

Today, I was at work when a cute guy came up to me and said he liked my shirt. In a desperate attempt to say something back, I said, "Thanks, I like your shoelaces." FML

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Gym bro

By sarah_sad - 25/03/2009 01:48 - United States

Today, I went to the gym with two of my friends expecting to pay a guest fee but the cute guy working at the front desk let me in for free. On the way out after working out I started to flirt with him and he said, "Don't flatter yourself, I just let you in because I'm lazy." FML

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By dreamer2639 - 03/07/2009 16:23 - United States

Today, I exchanged numbers with this guy in the McDonald's drive-thru. When he asked why I gave him my number I told him I thought he had a nice smile. When I asked him the same question, he responded with "I just thought you had a nice rack". FML

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Hello, I love you

By Anonymous - 13/04/2020 05:00

Today, I had a very good-looking guy ask for my number while I was at work, but due to our policies I had to turn him down. FML

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Well, this is awkward

By Samantha - 29/03/2009 03:14 - Canada

Today, I was having lunch at a cafe. There was an attractive guy looking at me from another table. I smiled back and gave a little wink. A minute later he approached me. I introduced myself and asked if he wanted my number. He said, "Um, no but what are you eating? It looks really good" FML

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By Idle_Twin - 17/05/2015 17:53 - United States - Miami

Today, I was finishing my chest workout at the gym when this really cute girl started using the machine next to me. To impress her, I tried lifting a lot of weight on the barbell. It ended up landing on my neck and she had to help me get it off. FML

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I'm a loser, baby

By Anonymous - 06/07/2013 11:26 - United States

Today, while out for lunch, a guy approached me and asked for my number. I politely declined. To my dismay, he dropped to his knees, grabbed his head, and started moaning about how nobody ever gives him a chance. I felt the accusing stares. FML

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By chicagobulls102 - 10/09/2011 18:19 - United States

Today, the really cute guy who asked for my number last night texted me. He wanted to know if he could get my friend's number, because he'd been too shy to ask her directly. FML

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By Idiot - 22/02/2017 04:00 - United States - Anchorage

Today, while working at the bar, I had a beautiful woman squeeze my bicep and tell me I was in amazing shape. Instead of flirting like any normal human being, I awkwardly said, "Thanks…" and then walked away in shame. FML

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By embarassed - 12/10/2009 14:13 - United States

Today, I went to the grocery store. I saw a very cute guy in the aisle and smiled. He smiled back and blushed a little. He walked over and I flirted with him. He said, "I thought you should know the zipper on your jeans is down" and walked away. It was. FML

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Ohnoitslindsay 0

Monday 4 May 2009 10:10

It's true, trying to impress anyone is an instant YDI. However, he had no right to tell you to put your shirt back on. It's your shirt, I'm assuming you are either male or had a sports bra on underneath and were not breaking and public indecency rules, so he was entirely out of line. Next time, tell him no.

Seegtease 0

Monday 4 May 2009 10:16

Maybe he was married and didn't want you to tempt him.

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crystalballzzz 0

Monday 4 May 2009 22:08

rude on his part, but smutty for you. most guys with a good brain (most likely like the one you just lost out on) dont like when girls "flirt" how you did. better luck next time, YDI

lovergirl123 0

Monday 4 May 2009 22:17

are you gay or something?

maddayyy 0

Monday 4 May 2009 22:25

haha. i agree with #4.

blapimp182 0

Monday 4 May 2009 22:43

Lol #1!!

fmlfmlfml15 0

Monday 4 May 2009 22:51

Im really hoping you're a girl, because maybe that's why he tikd you to put your shirt back on. and if not, then he's obviously a well respected person, not taken by bimbo-headed ***** like you. and yes i just used the word bimbo.

Nakedsquirrel 5

Monday 4 May 2009 23:22

#34 apparently has never had someone try to impress them either, nor knows how real life works. Getting flirted with is not necessarily flattery, nor is it appreciated. Any WOMAN will tell you that, and yet here you are, an uptight cockslap calling the guy out on being an asshole, not just because he shot her down by asking her to put her shirt back on, but simply by not being receptive to her attempt to turn him on. Consider how badly a man would face backlash if the roles were reversed and he took off his shirt and started flexing in front of a girl. Regardless of the gym setting he'd look like a pompous jock douchebag, and no one would find fault with the girl rolling her eyes and telling him to **** off.

wow_fmylife 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 0:00

YDI for being conceited because for you to be able to take off your shirt so that you can "impress" somebody, you would have to think VERY highly of yourself...especially if its some stranger, just my take on it.