Miscellaneous: Picture perfect

Picture perfect

By anonymous - 23/03/2009 19:22 - United States

Today, I was having lunch with my sister and my mother. While my mom was busy ordering food, my sister said to me, "Look at this!" then contorted her face so that she had a double chin. My mother looked over and said to her, "Stop making fun of your sister!" FML

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By MH. - 24/01/2014 12:36 - Norway - Sandnes

Today, my mom took a picture of me. All she could say about the picture was, "At least your sister is pretty." FML

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By Kjer - 24/03/2013 00:38 - Denmark - Copenhagen

Today, my family and I were visiting an aunt. While helping my aunt to set the table, my sister remarked that from behind I look exactly like her. I reflexively blurted out, "Well fuck you too." Very awkward silence. FML

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By fattie4life - 20/07/2009 22:33 - United States

Today, I was on the phone with my little sister as she explained that all these guys like her now that she's so skinny and beautiful. My mom must have overheard me tell my sister that at least I was a cuter child, because my mom laughed and said, "Yeah right, we had to buy you fat kid diapers." FML

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By Anonymous - 17/01/2014 23:52 - United Kingdom

Today, I overheard my mum tell my sister that she should make me a bridesmaid at her wedding. My sister scoffed, "She looks like Shamu, mum. I can't have THAT in my wedding pics." followed by laughter and my mum saying, "Touché." FML

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By Dasani - 16/02/2009 23:57 - United States

Today, I was complaining to my mom about how my sister looked like a barbie doll next to me. I was saying how she was so tan and her hair looked awesome next to mine. She paused for a while and then said "Well you're pretty on the inside." FML

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By melissa - 10/02/2009 23:41 - United States

Today, my sister teased me about being a mistake baby. When I told my mom what my sister said, her response was "I still love you anyway". FML

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By hadrienne's pall - 13/05/2016 19:25 - Canada - Markham

Today, I asked a girl at the restaurant I work at if she'd had enough to eat. When she said yes, I said, "Are you sure?" I didn't realize how insulting it sounded until her equally overweight mom was up in my face, demanding to see my manager. FML

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By lilsis - 31/01/2010 05:38 - Australia

Today, my sister asked me if any of my family members had commented on my recent weight gain. I told her no not really. Her reply? "They must just being saying it behind your back then." FML

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By TappedAnts - 08/04/2016 01:45 - United States - Seabrook

Today, I went to a family reunion with my brother and my mother. She spent quite a while giving a glowing introduction for my brother to one of her cousins. Then, just before walking off, she jerked a thumb in my direction and said, "Oh, yeah, and that's his sister." FML

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By namenlos - 27/05/2012 21:53 - Australia

Today, on Facebook, my sister posted a ton of photos of herself wearing a skimpy bikini, commenting that she looked hideous and fat. I can't stand attention-seeking fuckballs, so I called her on it. My mother then condemned me for "mocking" my sister, and grounded me for an entire month. FML

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xXPeachRoseXx 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 2:04

My mother made those jokes all the time, even though was perfect weight for my age. Little did she know, they were the cause of my anorexia. :/ You sure that she wasn't kidding?

digitalangel 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 3:29

My mother used to criticize my body in front of me. Don't let it get to you - true beauty is on the inside. Someday you'll find someone who thinks you're beautiful just as you are.

Comments

theoldGP 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 0:28

oh niceeeeee. #20 right on...

tifferneelee 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 4:32

haha fat chins

ladyitalkalot 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 6:21

thats really funny, but mean. you shud have whipped her with a come back so fast she wudnt no wat was comin.

llama 1

Friday 27 March 2009 20:00

hahahahaha. you should have said, "um mum, i think that was supposed to be you" or something FAR more well articulated hahaha. but yeah. that sucks.

crushedchris 0

Monday 6 April 2009 7:33

#24, shut up.

bsaucedo 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 16:53

toxic_john please learn how to spell, thanks .

alchemist 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 12:52

Ouch, but was she really making fun of you

Juicy2011 0

Wednesday 3 August 2011 15:13

What a bitch!!!

iteenlovequotes 19

Wednesday 30 May 2012 5:49

That's harsh from your mom.

RockNRollAndrew 18

Tuesday 24 December 2013 6:29

Double chins are caused by weight ? I have one , and my grandfather had one and I'm thin and my grandfather wasn't fat . I thought it was hereditary .