Perfect

By Anonymous - 17/11/2009 02:40 - United States

Today, I had a surprise birthday party thrown in my honor. All of my friends and family had been invited, and all of the details were perfect. Who threw the party for me? My ex-girlfriend who I dumped last week for "not being thoughtful enough." FML
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Badgermx 0

well.. for how long did she plan the party? she may have done it to make you change your mind... or you just made one hell of a mistake

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dominika57 4

U know wat if i was here i would walk up to u and ask u "want ur presant?" and if u say yes knee ur nuts give u the finger when u look down in pain and slap u across the face drive off with ur best friend going to have sex with him with me yellin "happy bithday" with u crying on the floor Im cuel like that P.S I would be wearing something super sexy in high heel to show u wat ur missing

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jibz 6

You just raped the entire English language.

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je_suis_mied 0

Hahaha you broke up with her because she "wasn't thoughtful enough"? YDI for that in it's own!

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tangerine_12 0

This happened on "What Happens in Vegas", lmao. It was when the fiance dumps the blonde chick because of something, then he walks into the apartment and everyone yells surprise. Not saying you copied or anything, but the one thing you DID do was be a dick. YDI

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palasarop 0

why is this a FML?:S

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Jeni1572 0

Did any of you stpo to think that maybe the OP's ex threw the party last minute to show that she was thoughtful, and wanted to get him back?

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anonymousely 0

Oh dude I saw that movie!

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carkel 0

that's a pretty stupid reason to dump someone

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toasterlovin 0

someone just spent 80 bucks on flowers huh?

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My2864 1

your a dick for needing the attention seriously jack off or something i hate it hoq people try to force shit

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