Proposal, Awkward, Cute and Love: Perfect date

Perfect date

By maebyf - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, my boyfriend of three years proposed to me. He brought me to our favorite restaurant and ordered expensive champagne. It was all very romantic, until he got on one knee and I farted out of surprise. Loudly. FML

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By Stuck - 15/07/2009 04:01 - United States

Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend after we went out for dinner. To my surprise, our families were also in the restaurant, to witness him propose to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2012 06:29 - Canada - Calgary

Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2017 02:00 - United Kingdom - Halstead

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By Anonymous - 07/07/2009 23:04 - United States

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 3 years. I got reservations for a romantic dinner, and at the end, fireworks would spell out my proposal. The whole thing had taken weeks to plan out and had cost me a lot of money. She proposed to me at a subway station first. FML

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Today, I decided to pop the question to my beloved. Perfect lighting, fresh cut roses, a fancy dinner. The restaurant was in on it too. Shame they brought out the wedding-themed congratulations dessert before I actually went down on my knee. FML

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By Ali - 04/10/2020 23:02

Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time and we were alone. He was being super romantic and snuggling with me, and then out of nowhere he let out the biggest fart I've ever heard. He then explained how I should try to compete with it. FML

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yellowdub 4

Tuesday 31 August 2010 19:08

that's not what you had in mind but still, does that take away from the rest of the evening?

illmatic2 16

Tuesday 31 August 2010 19:15

Everybody farts. I did it once.

Comments

kingtuna 0

Tuesday 31 August 2010 22:19

That was his "Love Trumpet" for you!

MetalFish 0

Tuesday 31 August 2010 22:45

lmfao... well, least you got married. hardly an FML if something that good comes out of it!

pinkpillowz 0

Tuesday 31 August 2010 22:56

You 'blew' his mind. :)

Furley 4

Tuesday 31 August 2010 22:59

LOL :D what a great way to start a marriage. Farting is extremely comical, and there is something wrong with him if he didnt burst out laughing. In honest of god's truth, if you can't laugh at a fart, then there is something seriously wrong with you. That, or you lack any sense of humor, making you basically someone no one wants to be around anyways.