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Pennywise gonna get you

By dumbo - 29/05/2009 20:14 - United States

Today, I was sitting in my basement watching IT. I heard a knocking at my door and turned the outside lights on to see a clown outside staring in at me. I freaked out and began screaming and jumping around like a Chihuahua on drugs. My friends told me it should be on YouTube within the week. FML

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By trickortreat - 01/11/2009 04:23 - United States

Today, while up in my room getting ready to go out, I thought I heard some trick or treaters knocking on the door. I ignored them because I didn't have any candy. The knocking got louder and longer. I walked downstairs, and noticed that the living room ceiling was falling down onto the floor. FML

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Clown World

By sweetsixteen - 22/06/2009 18:23 - United States

Today, I walked into my house to find several of my friends there for a surprise sweet sixteen party my mom was throwing for me. Everything was going great until the doorbell rang and a clown walked in. My mom hired a clown for my sweet sixteen. My friends took pictures. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/02/2010 08:23 - France

Today, I was working as a clown (Pennywise) in a haunted maze. A bunch of drunk guys came in and started breaking props. I decided to stay still and follow through with the scare. I ended up getting kicked in a very sensitive area. The security guard just laughed. FML

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By toni405 - 21/07/2011 21:24 - United States

Today, after watching Insidious, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to scare me while I was on the toilet. I was in mid-piss when he jumped out at me, and I ran screaming and peeing down the hall. FML

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By Noname - 19/02/2009 06:51 - United States

Today, I decided to try this new cardio workout video I got. As I was obnoxiously bouncing around my room I heard a noise behind me. Turns out there were three boys outside my window watching. FML

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By J…… - 24/11/2009 18:45 - United Kingdom

Today, I watched Paranormal Activity, which is known to be "the scariest film ever." After the film, I went to brush my teeth and out of the corner of my eye I saw the bathroom door closing by itself. I jumped out of my skin and stabbed myself in the eye with my toothbrush. It was just my dog. FML

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By NeverLookingAgain - 30/12/2015 04:16 - United States

Today, I faced my fears. I've always had a weird fear of looking out of windows at night, afraid a face would suddenly appear. When I heard a strange noise outside, I looked out the window. Sure enough, the face of a man suddenly appeared. FML

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By Matti - 17/08/2018 22:00

Today, as I sat on the toilet, I heard a noise outside. I peered through the window and found myself staring directly at my neighbor. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/06/2009 02:06 - Canada

Today, I was visiting my friend's new house and he was showing me around. I saw a small door in the wall and decided to open it. When I opened it, his daughter was hiding in there and screamed to scare me. Now I know my scream is more high pitched than his daughter's. I'm a 37 year old male. FML

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By Chris - 18/08/2024 22:00 - Canada

Today, I was home alone and decided to try on my Halloween costume, a giant inflatable dinosaur suit. As I was prancing around the living room, my doorbell rang. Without thinking, I answered it. It was the mailman with a package. The look on his face as he handed a T-rex a box was priceless, but now he probably thinks I’m nuts. FML

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Jaywin 3

Saturday 30 May 2009 1:43

I loved how you used "like a chihuahua on drugs" to describe your actions. I'm adding this to my favorites just because I like your writing style.

sadlife67 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 1:41

when its up put an fml telling the url

Comments

Oupazas 1

Saturday 30 May 2009 1:51

Get them back and start a prank war.

boba123 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 1:54

haha u gotta post the link

JFox 8

Saturday 30 May 2009 1:56

I will be monitoring the comments. I expect a URL. :]

_HollieWould 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 1:58

send the link!

LOLOLOLOLOLOL123 2

Saturday 30 May 2009 1:58

woahhhhh THAT IS NOT A FML! thats just gold..

ArtsySwag 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 1:58

Hahahaha. Please e-mail me the link, I want to see :P.

PTB 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 2:01

Haah I laughed so hard when I read this! I expect the URL in a week!

musicfanatic 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 2:03

LMFAO that's so hilarious! and I love the 'chihuahua on drugs' part. I want to see this video...[:

coffeennicotine 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 2:04

Okay, funny, but I'd do the same thing. Clowns scare the shit out of me, and it'd be even worse if I was watching "It". Though I would like to see this when it gets on youtube.

wwhatnext 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 2:05

OMG! That sucks like crazy for you! I hope you send us the link for the youtube video, there are A LOT of people who wants to see that video....including me!