Money and Food: Overdrawn burrito - FML

Overdrawn burrito

By Anonymous - 12/09/2026 15:00 - United States - Baltimore

Today, I ordered my lunch from Chipotle. From the wrong location. With my last $16. They told me to order again and then they would be able to issue a refund. I can't afford to. Now I'm out $16 and I'm hungry. FML

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Inkoseh 31

Saturday 12 September 2026 16:38

Objectively, if you cannot afford $16 again, you couldn't in the first place. Eating out is a luxury, and unfortunately social media perpetuates it's normal.

DLBL 21

Saturday 12 September 2026 21:58

Yes, and it's even worse! It's considered normal to have your prepared food DELIVERED and then bitch about having to tip a driver, as though they should be slaves. It's never enough.

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