Awkward and Love: Overconfident

Overconfident

By Anonymous - 02/05/2026 18:00 - Netherlands

Today, my boyfriend of five days proposed to me at the mall. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 876

You deserved it 4 863

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Thursday 5 February 2015 0:01

Run

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Thursday 5 February 2015 0:03

Get away from him while you can

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sammybunny40 22

Thursday 5 February 2015 1:49

Well? Don't keep me in suspense, what did you say? :P kidding

mmazzaa 16

Thursday 5 February 2015 1:53

Take the ring and run to the pawn shop

ChampHero 27

Thursday 5 February 2015 2:31

Make some profit off the whole thing.

howlingwolf89 16

Thursday 5 February 2015 1:55

So did you say "Yes"?

ebadams311 10

Thursday 5 February 2015 2:09

aqward!

skyhigh90992 4

Thursday 5 February 2015 2:15

On the bright side, you get married

wvcheesehead 13

Thursday 5 February 2015 2:21

Anyone with class proposes in front of Hickory Farms, love and free samples.

vikky538 28

Thursday 5 February 2015 2:27

did you guys move in together before he proposed to you...

annie3217 7

Thursday 5 February 2015 2:29

Well... What did you say

ChampHero 27

Thursday 5 February 2015 2:30

Seems a little too eager.

tehdarkness 21

Thursday 5 February 2015 7:19

Eager for da beaver!

oobergoober89 16

Thursday 5 February 2015 2:31

Please tell me he works for Jared

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Overconfident

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