Awkward and Love: Overconfident

Overconfident

By Anonymous - 02/05/2026 18:00 - Netherlands

Today, my boyfriend of five days proposed to me at the mall. FML

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Run

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Get away from him while you can

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fml510605 16

Thursday 5 February 2015 5:49

This reminds of the movie Frozen where Hans proposes to Anna after they just met.. lol.

BamBAmGG 14

Thursday 5 February 2015 6:04

You must be really amazing wife material then.

Annihilator257 15

Thursday 5 February 2015 6:13

Yikes

nishtz95 7

Thursday 5 February 2015 6:29

he must be working there!

JKPwnage 27

Thursday 5 February 2015 6:46

I can has follow-up?

missbrit818 20

Thursday 5 February 2015 7:11

I don't really think it's an fml

baegirl33 7

Thursday 5 February 2015 7:18

Soooooooo....... what did you say??????? ?

JeffMoontain 5

Thursday 5 February 2015 7:45

just for st valentin ;)

yuno_gasai_fml 34

Thursday 5 February 2015 7:51

Well that escalated quickly But seriously, after 5 days, that's ridiculous

bloodangel1973 8

Thursday 5 February 2015 8:18

Fastmover that one

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